Push ups, cant do them

Discussion in 'Bodyweight training' started by zombiekicker, Aug 7, 2013.

  1. zombiekicker

    zombiekicker Valued Member

    i usually end up banned from everywhere:evil:
     
  2. David Harrison

    David Harrison MAPper without portfolio

    That's the kind of workout that would tempt me to join a gym.
     
  3. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Highly Skilled Peeper Supporter

    Overly judgmental people who make unfair gross generalizations usually do ;)
     
  4. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Highly Skilled Peeper Supporter

    You and John R. Gambit should get together :D
     
  5. zombiekicker

    zombiekicker Valued Member

    is he one of the x men?
     
  6. zombiekicker

    zombiekicker Valued Member

    id like to know when ive been overly judgemental?
     
  7. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Highly Skilled Peeper Supporter

    Well, your assumptions about gym culture are way off. The stereotype you are suggestion is there but it is a minority. You make it seem like everyone is walking around roiling out instead of acknowledging the hard work and discipline many of those guys have to look that way and perform like they do.

    And I love the hodge twins. You're mistaking their persona with imitating the culture you're talking about as being serious instead of humor.
     
  8. zombiekicker

    zombiekicker Valued Member

    only 320 an hour i supply handbag and dog to punch, and we run up multistorey carpark stairs, then abseil down and repeat, the dog will be waiting the top each time
     
  9. zombiekicker

    zombiekicker Valued Member

    if i dont find the hodge twin funny/interesting thats up to me surely, i watch physiques of greatness and scooby, and eliot hulse
     
  10. David Harrison

    David Harrison MAPper without portfolio

    That's either a well-trained dog, or a dead one...

    Either way, I'm in! Sounds awesome :)
     
  11. zombiekicker

    zombiekicker Valued Member

    and the gym thing was a joke, i just choose to train at home.......im quite dry and may come across wrong im sure you'll learn to love me
     
  12. zombiekicker

    zombiekicker Valued Member

    my dog is THE stupidest dog in the world a choclolate labrador, who looks likes shes eaten all the chocolate
     
  13. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Highly Skilled Peeper Supporter

    No harm/foul man. Not familiar with your posting, part of my posts was to poke and prod to see your reaction so I could get a better understanding of where you're coming from.

    Hodgetwins aren't my favorite source of fitness advice either.
     
  14. David Harrison

    David Harrison MAPper without portfolio

    The smell coming out of the air-con vents is enough to put me off gyms. And the tales from friends about sweat-drenched machines, guys in wrap-around mirror shades staring at themselves in the mirror for hours, inappropriate advances from naked middle-aged men in the locker room...

    But mainly I'm not tempted because there's nothing I want to do in there that I couldn't do for free outside.
     
  15. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Highly Skilled Peeper Supporter

    No wonder! You keep hitting him with a brick!
     
  16. zombiekicker

    zombiekicker Valued Member

    its a her and im conditioning my hands i dont use a brick :rolleyes:
     
  17. zombiekicker

    zombiekicker Valued Member

    youd punch a dead dog? you sir have issues
     
  18. David Harrison

    David Harrison MAPper without portfolio

    My therapist said it was less cruel :confused:
     
  19. zombiekicker

    zombiekicker Valued Member

    where do you get your dead dogs from then? :p
     
  20. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Highly Skilled Peeper Supporter

    Only on MAP can a conversation about push ups turn into a discussion about punching dead dogs.
     

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