Push ups, cant do them

i usually end up banned from everywhere:evil:

 

That's the kind of workout that would tempt me to join a gym.

 

Overly judgmental people who make unfair gross generalizations usually do

 

You and John R. Gambit should get together

 

is he one of the x men?

 

id like to know when ive been overly judgemental?

 

Well, your assumptions about gym culture are way off. The stereotype you are suggestion is there but it is a minority. You make it seem like everyone is walking around roiling out instead of acknowledging the hard work and discipline many of those guys have to look that way and perform like they do.

And I love the hodge twins. You're mistaking their persona with imitating the culture you're talking about as being serious instead of humor.

 

only 320 an hour i supply handbag and dog to punch, and we run up multistorey carpark stairs, then abseil down and repeat, the dog will be waiting the top each time

 

if i dont find the hodge twin funny/interesting thats up to me surely, i watch physiques of greatness and scooby, and eliot hulse

 

That's either a well-trained dog, or a dead one...

Either way, I'm in! Sounds awesome

 

and the gym thing was a joke, i just choose to train at home.......im quite dry and may come across wrong im sure you'll learn to love me

 

my dog is THE stupidest dog in the world a choclolate labrador, who looks likes shes eaten all the chocolate

 

No harm/foul man. Not familiar with your posting, part of my posts was to poke and prod to see your reaction so I could get a better understanding of where you're coming from.

Hodgetwins aren't my favorite source of fitness advice either.

 

The smell coming out of the air-con vents is enough to put me off gyms. And the tales from friends about sweat-drenched machines, guys in wrap-around mirror shades staring at themselves in the mirror for hours, inappropriate advances from naked middle-aged men in the locker room...

But mainly I'm not tempted because there's nothing I want to do in there that I couldn't do for free outside.

 

No wonder! You keep hitting him with a brick!

 

its a her and im conditioning my hands i dont use a brick

 

youd punch a dead dog? you sir have issues

 

My therapist said it was less cruel

 

where do you get your dead dogs from then?

 

Only on MAP can a conversation about push ups turn into a discussion about punching dead dogs.