Come on Yohan, get your avatar and hop on the cart to Hoimun-ville! And bring some Durex err I mean Dulex, it could do with a fresh coat of bean juice for the Hoden's Collision theory
If only you knew the television was reading your mind and the cars run on orange juice. All hail Hoimun, may his incessant gibberish live on forever I might even stick this on the front page of MAP :Angel:
This is better.. Thread of the Decade clearly http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45357
We get ours what? Like a chair rammed in your toenail while your aunts sisters dog chases the printer to B&Q to watch the sun turn pink in 2012? Fantastically dropped from the living room window I must say. Actually that reminds my left arm of the seafood in the Northumberland. Yes? Yes. I told you! Kids these days
A poem in the style (and words) of the great master Hoimun... Which side of his vehicle should I attack? Yet lets look beyond the tree line. There is more to a street fight than just people, so it just makes the situation worse. Personally, I do not need a gun, or a moving plan: quit talking about martial arts on the internet. Dish me a sympathetic slap in my face, the only problem is I have not had a pen and paper ready. All types of roads, bicyclers. Guns, bombs and tanks are like toaster ovens. Why do I want to strap on a fan to my stomach? either playing God or trapping him into a box. The thumb is not used because I will kick you... then turn you in! during these several incidents heart become over traumatized by an overstimulated rush.
