You're going to be soooo jealous!

Um. If you live in Glasgow, we're on the same backward little island!

 

That, according to the book, is 669 times.

>what's that sound?!>

Oh no, I've said too much!

 

I heard a similar rumour, if you say his name infront of a mirror 3 times with the lights out, he kills you with dismembered puppet taijutsu.... but i may be getting confused with Candyman.

 

Nobody else seems to have spotted that the daftest thing about your purchase is that you can download it as an e-book from his website free of charge!

http://ashidakim.com/stb.html

 

pwned!

 

I already had it!

But this is a real, first edition, copy of a classic!

That's got to be up there with a 1978 Wookie, with ammo belt on ebay.

(you're just jealous)

 

Does toilet paper come in paperback form?

 

Or SOFTback as the septics sometimes prefer it

 

MUHAHAHA, now i can kill Newblack in his sleep with mindbullets and steal his paperback version

 

Oh you mean the other book:

'The lavatorial adventures of Ashida Kim'.

Find out what happens to Supreme Grandmaster Kim when he is down to one sheet and his finger goes through.

And what happened when he rang the number on the cubicle wall for a good time with Rupert and Oswald.

And finally, his secret other website, (oops, had to delete that due to links to naughty sites but please PM me if you want to know what it is)

 

Well, you almost had your wish. If you hadn't edited it yourself....

 

And nobody except you and me will ever know what that wish was!

I bet you clicked on that other site though!

 

And what other site was that then?

 

fixed it for you.

 

Oops, what am I like?

 

You'll have to ask the master...

On a side note, will refering to myself in the third person add to my credibilty?

 

Elftengu pondered this question, but declined to answer.

 

"But can you ponder the question in the third person while doing it in the second person" I thought half heartedly.

 

NewBlack thought about this for a second, began to nod slowly, and then said...

"Nice".

"Newblack has now decided He going to write everything He writes in quotation marks."

 

Saves time in the quoting thought Phil but he said, "i grow tired of this self-narration"