Yo Momma is so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her. Yo Momma is so fat small objects orbit her. Yo Momma is so old she farts dust. Yo Momma is so old her social security number is 1. Yo Momma is so old she was a waitress at the last supper. Yo Momma is so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow when she yawns traffic slows down when she smiles, I can't believe it is not butter Yo Momma is so fat she sweats crisco when she step on a talking scale it said "1 at a time please" she has to put hare belt on with a boomerang when she shop for clothes out of a magazine, the pictures are Aerial view. the number on her clothes is to acres of material it took to make it she sat on a quarter and gave George Washington a nose bleed
It's too late to turn on my PS3 or study so I might as well... Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at an airport for 10 pounds of 'crack' Yo mama is so <Guess> she wants to be buried in a Y-shaped coffin. Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar Yo mama so fat when she drops her panties to the floor, they still got ass in 'em. Yo momma so nasty she was having phonesex with her boyfriend and gave him a ear infection Yo mama's so fat that when she hauls ass it takes two trucks Yo mama so fat I need a cave search crew, flashlights, and a map to have sex with her
You momma is so fat she's at risk of an early death due to obesity related health problems. To accurate to be funny?
Your momma's teeth are so crooked her dental records look like a crossword puzzle Your momma's so dumb when she has to sign on the dotted line she always asks,"How do you spell X?"
ur Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!
