seriously i should do something eg. socialize feel free to leave your mom (for all those people who dunno what mum means) jokes cos...yeah...i'm a bored procrastinator...supposed to clean the dishes a few hours ago... your mother is so fat she needs a mattress for a tampoon
ummm... err.......... Your mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs? Hows that?
Jo mommas so fat, she fell in love and broke it... Your mommas so fat, when I swerved to miss her I ran outta gas... lol thats all I got for now. >_<
HI it means this......... when your born the doc slaps your back side to get you breathing. your mom was so ugly the doctor slapped her instead of you.
Yo mamma's teeth so yellow she can butter a whole loaf of bread I saw your mother kicking a can down the road..when I asked her what she was doing, she said "moving". Your mum so fat, in a classroom she sat next to EVERYONE Your mum so fat, fat people go to her and say "DAMN YOURE FAT!!" Your mum so fat, your were concieved cos your dad thought he was on a bouncy castle. Your mum so fat, you got sea sick when you sat on her knee. I got more but I'm not immature enough to remember...
You mama's so fat when she stepped on the scales it said to be continued.... Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the scales it said one at a time please. Yo mama's so fat when she wore a yellow rain jacket, people shouted "TAXI!" That's all I can remember right now...
your momma's so skinny. she walked down the street and fell through a crack. your momma's so skinny she has to run around in the shower in order to get wet. your momma's so tiny she can hand glade on a dorito. your momma's so stupid i said it was Chilly outside and she grabbed a bowl. your momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car. your momma's so so fat she's on both sides of the family. your momma's so fat when she sits around the house, she literally SITS AROUND THE HOUSE. your momma's so hairy she looks like she's got Don King in a head lock.
Your mom's like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks, blows, and gets thrown in the closet. Your mom's like a TV - A two year old could turn her on. Your mom's so fat she sat on a quarter, stood up and it was 2 dimes and a nickel.
you remind me of another one yohan. your mom's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington's nose.
you momma so stupid she bought a solar powered flash light. yo momma so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone. yo momma so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
