Your Drunk When....

Thats what I like about you Nordic old friend, always there to lend a helping hand

 

Just keep a cold one ready for when I get over for a visit.

 

As good as done mate, speaking of cold ones, I feel it is beer o'clock

 

Your abit late mate!

Its been beer o clock for 3 1/2 hrs!

 

I know but I had to go in to work for a while so I had to be
Captain Sensible

 

Say it isn't so Badger, say it isn't so!

 

Its true Nordic.
When my wife woke up this morning in a bad mood I was exposed to a almost leathal dose of Gamma radiation, which transformed a once, bad mannered drunk, rtkd-badger into Captain Sensible.
Fortunatly for me though there was an antidote near by known as the local pub.
I tell ya mate, it was a close call

 

Thank the gods for that. I can't imagine you being sensible and responsible.

 

Your not the first person to say that for some reason

 

Imagine if we never invented beer! I'd be so sensible, I'd be training and working 24/7, be married with 10 kids and go to church every Sunday!

Not a good thought! Thank god for the nectre of the gods!

 

Amen brother

 

Here here, I'll third that and set it to motion.

 

Are we the only ones that use this thread? Come on, there must be more **** heads on MAP!

 

I think we're the only ones who who find it funny to post while ****ed. Then even funnier to read while hungover. Personally I find reading this thread a cure for the common hangover.

 

I got so drunk 3 nights ago, that I walked up my stairs, fell down and woke up outside... Apparently I busted through my back door on the way down and ended up on the deck.

There ya go, a not so funny story, but at least I contributed.

 

i started a great thread not long ago. me and my mate went out to the pub then came basck and started drinking port and eating cheese and biscuits. i was hammered off my face and came up with this gem.

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42997&highlight=cheese

i was fairly embarassed the following day reading through it and kinda hoped it had been deleted

 

Lmao, I dont think I have ever seen anyone so infatuated with cheese

Thats not so bad though, every time I get on here after drinking I tend to get my posting rights revoked

I have gotten to the point where I have a breathalizer strapped to my monitor and have to be under the limit to drive the keyboard

 

That a great idea mate. Where can I pick one up. For that matter I might need one before taling to my wife when the drinks on.

 

Often recomended.
Although I find it better to just shut the hell up.