Your Drunk When....

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by NaughtyKnight, Mar 1, 2005.

  1. Hiroji

    Hiroji laugh often, love much

    im feeling very rough this morning. After far too many snake bites last night. This thread aint really making me feel much better!
     
  2. rtkd-badger

    rtkd-badger Fundimentaly Manipulated

    You Bewdy, I dont know what proof I have coz it is too hard to get real gunpowder these days, all I know is it comes out of my still at 88% alc/vol.
    Standard scotch is 40%.
    Thanks for the mixer Knight ;) You realize this could lead to total anarchy :D
    I was having a few drinks the other night and I may have got out of hand with the music :confused: I dont recall.
    Anyway the next day I was out in the lawn and the neighbour told me to keep it down in future. I apoligised.
    4:30 am I am woken up by the sound of a rooster, crowing, I live in town now.
    I let it go for 2 days.
    On the 3rd day I said something to my neighbour, who said" I know I have a rooster but I dont know what one he is and as soon as I work it out he will be gone"
    The next day I handed him a dead chook and said "Found him" :D
     
  3. NaughtyKnight

    NaughtyKnight Has yellow fever!

    LOLLOLOLOL!

    Nice matee. :D

    I'll psot a story later...
     
  4. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    What in the hell have I been missing?
     
  5. rtkd-badger

    rtkd-badger Fundimentaly Manipulated

    Not a real lot mate, but somehow we managed to revive this thread :D
     
  6. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    WHOOT!!!

    Bring it on!!!

    Time to get fuzzy and muddy. :D
     
  7. rtkd-badger

    rtkd-badger Fundimentaly Manipulated

    Lmao, I reckon a few posts from this thread would make a nomination for Map awards. :D
     
  8. NaughtyKnight

    NaughtyKnight Has yellow fever!

    LOL!

    Should do mate. This thread is one hillarity after the other.

    I have only just recovered from my moonshine yesterday :D. Godbless Australia day. Now im working on my beer :D.

    I said I was going to post a story, however, it is much to dirty for MAP standards.....
     
  9. rtkd-badger

    rtkd-badger Fundimentaly Manipulated

    Lol,
    What did you get up to for Australia day?
    We played frozen chook bowling.
     
  10. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    WHAT IN THE HELL IS Chook Bowling? Or should I even ask? :D
     
  11. rtkd-badger

    rtkd-badger Fundimentaly Manipulated

    You get your standard ten pin bowling skittles, set them up on the patio, take a size 12 frozen chicken and presto, hours of entertainment. :D Actually only 1.5 hrs coz the chook defrosts. :bang:
     
  12. Raven927

    Raven927 Valued Member

  13. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    Ah I got it. Kind of like game bird cannonballs.
     
  14. rtkd-badger

    rtkd-badger Fundimentaly Manipulated

    Yeah, something like that. All we have to do now is work out some form of automatic chook return and pin re- racker ;)
     
  15. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    You have kids right. ;) :D
     
  16. NaughtyKnight

    NaughtyKnight Has yellow fever!

    LOL!

    I got incredibly drunk on Australia day, and yesterday in fact. My moonshine mix was VERY powerful, bit more than I usually make it.

    I love not having work. I can get as drunk as I want, and then wake up at 2pm the next day :D.
     
  17. rtkd-badger

    rtkd-badger Fundimentaly Manipulated

    Yeah, but they tend to stay clear of dads games ever since the day I convinced them it would be ok to put the slip and slide on a hill that steep :D
    Man did we pick up some velocity :eek:
     
  18. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    I see, so pain garnered intelligence on thier part. :D

    Well you could always hire someone for a pint an hour. :D
     
  19. rtkd-badger

    rtkd-badger Fundimentaly Manipulated

    What :eek: and give away free beer, stuff that, Ill get me own bloody chook :D
     
  20. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    Glad that's settled then. Glad I could be of service. :D
     

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