im feeling very rough this morning. After far too many snake bites last night. This thread aint really making me feel much better!
You Bewdy, I dont know what proof I have coz it is too hard to get real gunpowder these days, all I know is it comes out of my still at 88% alc/vol. Standard scotch is 40%. Thanks for the mixer Knight You realize this could lead to total anarchy I was having a few drinks the other night and I may have got out of hand with the music I dont recall. Anyway the next day I was out in the lawn and the neighbour told me to keep it down in future. I apoligised. 4:30 am I am woken up by the sound of a rooster, crowing, I live in town now. I let it go for 2 days. On the 3rd day I said something to my neighbour, who said" I know I have a rooster but I dont know what one he is and as soon as I work it out he will be gone" The next day I handed him a dead chook and said "Found him"
LOL! Should do mate. This thread is one hillarity after the other. I have only just recovered from my moonshine yesterday . Godbless Australia day. Now im working on my beer . I said I was going to post a story, however, it is much to dirty for MAP standards.....
You get your standard ten pin bowling skittles, set them up on the patio, take a size 12 frozen chicken and presto, hours of entertainment. Actually only 1.5 hrs coz the chook defrosts. :bang:
Yeah, something like that. All we have to do now is work out some form of automatic chook return and pin re- racker
LOL! I got incredibly drunk on Australia day, and yesterday in fact. My moonshine mix was VERY powerful, bit more than I usually make it. I love not having work. I can get as drunk as I want, and then wake up at 2pm the next day .
Yeah, but they tend to stay clear of dads games ever since the day I convinced them it would be ok to put the slip and slide on a hill that steep Man did we pick up some velocity
I see, so pain garnered intelligence on thier part. Well you could always hire someone for a pint an hour.