giraffes were invented when chuck norris uppercutted a horse. http://mahou.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/giraffe.jpg
Chuck Norris was once a paperboy with a specific paper route. There were no survivors. Street Fighter was orignally released with Chuck Norris as one of the characters, but later canceled the Chuck Norris character due to a glitch that when you press any button he does a roundhouse kick (This includes the "on", "off" and "eject" buttons on the gaming console. Then Chuck Norris later clarified that it was NOT a glitch.
no, just like the saiyens, Chuck gets stronger with every near fatal injury. Bruce was the closest anyone ever got.
Chuck Norris can set fire to ants with a magnifying glass at midnight. When Chuck Norris was touring Iraq, the Humvee he was riding in drove into the kill zone of an IED. Incredibly, the IED didn't explode. Instead, the trigger man did.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can divide by 0 Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends" Chuck Norris has never been in a fight. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight? Plus, type find chuck norris into google and then say 'Im feeling lucky'
I actually did that just now and I had to laugh when you see what comes up. Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found. Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents. Suggestions: * Run, before he finds you * Try a different person
chuck norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for chuck norris.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse. Pollen is allergic to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the one who makes the caged bird sing. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink. Chuck Norris can drive in the carpool lane because the big guns on his arms count as passengers. Chuck Norris is the cure for the common ninja. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. Not everyone who makes Chuck Norris angry gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he needs. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. If Chuck Norris chose to play the lottery, he would win. Chuck Norris stole your Lucky Charms. Chuck Norris once rode a nine-foot-tall grizzly bear through a car wash instead of taking a shower. Daylight Savings Time was created when Chuck Norris overslept by an hour one morning. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can nail gelatin to a tree. Chuck Norris can mix oil and vinegar -- permanently. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris can ride a motor without the cycle. War is not the answer. Chuck Norris is. When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. Chuck Norris is not going to let a groundhog decide when spring is coming. It's coming when he says it's coming. Chuck Norris has single-handedly saved the panda from extinction by hugging each and every one. Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life. Chuck Norris can count to infinity -- and back again.
