women shots

Yeah, I was goin to make that my signature, but it's too long

 

When I was younger, I had a theory - "women don't want equality, they just want everything they can get". I came to this thinking mostly because feminists always rallied for equal pay, longer maternity leave, and all kinds of good stuff. But when women were being handed less jail time or better treatment they were nowhere to be found.

 

Stay on topic folks.

This is a discussion on defending oneself against a woman, not a discussion of equality. If you want to talk about that, then head over to "off topic."

- Matt

 

I would have said they related, cos to most guys would defend differently against a man than a women, but we are being attacked for that, and thereby having to defend our own perception of defense against a woman

 

Aye, but being the S/D forum, it would be more appropriate to discuss how one effectively drops a woman without causing notable injury, psychological tactics that also might help, etc.

 

So we've heard:

1) Kicking the shins

2) Kick to the groin (which apparently hurts as much as it does for us guys)

3) Punching the chest (but is mostly fat, as shotokanwarrior told us)

4) Go for the solar plexus

5) Punch the jaw

6) Try pressure points

7) Try and restrain her

8) Sweep feet out from under her

Anything else?

 

Now that can't be true. Not that anyone can ever compare, but having all your 'equipment' on the outside surely makes it more vulnerable and a lot more damage can be inflicted to it as a result...

But as I said, not that anyone can really compare...

 

its true mate....... they describe the exact same feeling!! Strange but true.....the amount of nerves ladies have on the outside is more than male organs

 

If only we could spread the word to those guys who dont take MA and get kicked there. :cry:

But in all seriousness, I didnt know for sure that was true until I read this thread

 

I think its very relavent.

I mean these social factors affect how the situation is handled. If we were discussing legal factors it wouldnt be treated as offtopic.

If men and women were percieved as truly equal, then the answer would be 'layeth the smack down'...

 

I cant believe I didnt think of it before!

9) Purple Nurple (or tittie twister), by far the most painful, if you get a good hold

 

Touch her breasts = risk sexual harrassment charge = sex offender register.......

No thanks on that! Not in the UK anyhow!

 

Sorry. forgot to add "use against female friend who is ok with it" Once, a friend of mine, Jessica, kicked me in the balls. (forgot why) So I got up, pinched, and turned. Eye for an eye

 

Exactly. How is that any different from getting kicked in the jacobs?

Another thing...apparently womens reproductive systems are very fragile and if you damage one of those, your in for a world of sueage (real word?).

Although im sure i speak for all the guys here when i say our reproductive systems would rather be left alone too.

Like Chris Rock said "I'd never hit a women, ever...I'd shake the s*** out of her though."

 

I highly doubt that any female friend would be ok with that .... and if you did that to my daughter .... I wouldn't be worried about the sexual harrassment but the wrath of the mother!

You're beginning to pull some pretty wild techniques .... I believe you've pretty much exhausted what self defense tactics could be used and like I said before... not gender specific should they be but rather according to the situation and intent of the female doing the "attacking".

 

I told you I was radical I think that's a pretty mild reaction anyway. I was expecting something more along the lines of 'SW you fascist!'

 

well she was my gf at the time of the incident, but now we are just friends, though I wrote to do it to a female friend. complicated :bang:

That was just a joke. But I agree that we've gone over just about anything you could do against a female assailant

 

We have a forum for jokes.

Self defense is not a joking manner and should be discussed maturely.

I believe we have indeed exhausted all possible tactics regarding said original subject "women shots".