what makes 100%

What Makes 100%? Ever wondered..
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these
questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard
work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get
you there, it's
the ******** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

now.. what do u think abt this.. does this work.. i think this is
total ******** but thats just my perspective..
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-TkdWarrior-

 

Errrm!

Nothing to do with percentages, me thinks!

 

R-I-C-H-P-A-R-E-N-T-S 18+9+3+8+16+1+18+5+20+19 = 109%

Doesn't quite beat ass kissing. But on the Positive side:

L-O-V-E 12+15+22+5 = 54%

H-A-T-E 8+1+20+5 = 34%

Love gets you futher than hate

 

That made my head hurt...

 

How far will untrustworthy behaviour get me?
How about drinking paint stripper?

 

It will get you 343%! (If I counted right).

But only 322% in the United States!

 

nice

 

That will get you dead, my dear, so please don't do it!

 

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ = 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 + 26 = 468%

So, back to sleep I go!

PL

 

Evil(49) beats good(41) by 8 clear points. I think my point is made.