Tacitical Pens.. Whats the best way to train and use them?

Discussion in 'Weapons' started by Lightingbird, Jun 27, 2011.

  1. Oddsbodskins

    Oddsbodskins Troll hunter 2nd Class

    I can play chopsticks clicking my fingers! I'm working on the William Tell overture :D
     
  2. Bozza Bostik

    Bozza Bostik Antichrist on Button Moon

    Noo00oob question, but I've just got back into MAs...

    What's the thing with tactical pens? Are they just super strong pens...or am I missing something?
     
  3. ShangChi

    ShangChi KRAV MAGA!

    It's the nuclear payload that sets them apart.

    KRAV MAGA!
     
  4. shootodog

    shootodog restless native

    supposedly a pen that you can use to kill someone with. which means any decent pen with a point can do the trick if you know how.

    i don't get spending an arm and a leg for a pen that you will use to kill someone. i mean, once you've got blood on it, basically just throw it away. why keep it?
     
  5. Kuma

    Kuma Lurking about

    You can send them a really insulting "get well soon" card using it afterwards.
     
  6. Chock

    Chock Valued Member

    Theoretically the pen is mightier than the sword, after all, you can draw a sword with a pen, but it is tricky to draw a pen with a sword.

    The writing was on the wall for thugs who dared to tackle scribes once Paper Mate brought out a pen named after ''rollerball'', because you know that's a tough bit of kit. That said, details are sketchy on the best thing to draw upon with a pen in combat, personally, I would use it to make a tactical with''draw''al, drawing a line under problem, putting the cap on it and making it a red letter day.

    I can't wait for them to bring out strategic pens, which seems the next logical step after having created tactical pens, after all, you have to fight for the right to write, and what better way to do that, than with formations of heavily-armed pens flying deep into enemy territory and striking right at the heart of the enemy with witty reposts and pithy comments? Perhaps the only thing they would not be able to combat, would be submarine pens, which as we know are notoriously tough targets.

    Al
     
    Last edited: Feb 9, 2012
  7. Chock

    Chock Valued Member

    oops, double post

    Al
     
  8. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

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  9. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

    train with felt tips...for safety
     
  10. shootodog

    shootodog restless native

  11. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

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    Is the gun mightier than the pen?
     
  12. TaekwonPRO

    TaekwonPRO Valued Member

    They make penguns. It's useless as a pen, though.


    So I guess it's just a gun.
     

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