Stupid things you've said...

Just curious as to know what the stupidest thing you've said is? Like as in 'not intelligent' stupid. I just had this sudden memory about one of my not so famous quotes...

I remember asking my dad is cows have one leg shorter than the other so that they can stand on hills without falling. I wasn't even being sarcastic, the scary thing was, I was being deadly serious!

I guess I'm just one of those people who really doesn't think before they talk, like, all the time....

 

Was that intentional?

 

Asking an old school friend why he was wearing sunglasses on an overcast afternoon...



especially as he was partially blind...:bang:

 

You can add that one to your list too.

 

It makes sense now!

 

Arrrggg! What's wrong with me today....it's a typo, not my stupidity.

 

For one thing cows have more than two legs.

 

I can't be bothered to edit it again, lol. You know what I mean!

 

yep, got to agree here, all the ones i dated had long hair

 

There's sooo many.....

 

My mouth runs ahead of my brain most of the time so I don't half come out with some crackers. One of my friends calls them "Vicki-isms".

I'll post as I remember some

 

LOL

 

Too many in my case!

 

of the Pollard type?

 

I got one from last year

I was booking a table for a works do, the woman on the other end of the phone said, "would you like complimentry balloons on the table?". I said, "I don't know...<pause>...Are they free??"

And a conversation with directory enquiries.

Bloke: what name please?
Me: Vicki
Bloke, No, what name please?
Me: VICKI!
Bloke, no, the name, what's the name....??!
Me: I've told you, my name is VICKI!!!!

Then it twigged, the name of the place, not my own name

 

Usually when i get mad!
Said, I would like to kill some one but not really when i calmed down but by then it is to late usually have said something like this more than once. So, it is really simple thou i think i might be retarded you know doing the same mistake just slightly different wording. God i am an idiot. I imagine by now i am on some report in the FBI watch list. This might explain my low paying jobs along with my big mouth.

 

My girlfriend: "I like it when my ice is cold"
Me: Do you start a car in reverse or neutral?

 

:Alien:

 

I don't see how that's stupid... nothing wrong with starting a car in gear or in neutral.

 

In reception I onced asked how you spell the word "a".