Stupid things you've said...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by karate princess, Feb 13, 2007.

  1. karate princess

    karate princess Savvy??

    Just curious as to know what the stupidest thing you've said is? Like as in 'not intelligent' stupid. I just had this sudden memory about one of my not so famous quotes...

    I remember asking my dad is cows have one leg shorter than the other so that they can stand on hills without falling. I wasn't even being sarcastic, the scary thing was, I was being deadly serious!

    I guess I'm just one of those people who really doesn't think before they talk, like, all the time....

    Last edited: Feb 13, 2007
  2. Was that intentional?
  3. saru1968

    saru1968 New Member

    Asking an old school friend why he was wearing sunglasses on an overcast afternoon...

    especially as he was partially blind...:bang:
  4. tom pain

    tom pain I want Chewbacc for good

    You can add that one to your list too. ;)
  5. karate princess

    karate princess Savvy??

    It makes sense now!
  6. karate princess

    karate princess Savvy??

    Arrrggg! What's wrong with me's a typo, not my stupidity.
  7. medi

    medi Sadly Passed Away - RIP

    For one thing cows have more than two legs.
  8. karate princess

    karate princess Savvy??

    I can't be bothered to edit it again, lol. You know what I mean!
  9. saru1968

    saru1968 New Member

    yep, got to agree here, all the ones i dated had long hair

  10. Kris x

    Kris x :-p

    There's sooo many.....
  11. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training

    My mouth runs ahead of my brain most of the time so I don't half come out with some crackers. One of my friends calls them "Vicki-isms".

    I'll post as I remember some :D
  12. Mei Hua

    Mei Hua Banned Banned

    LOL :D
  13. karate princess

    karate princess Savvy??

    Too many in my case!
  14. saru1968

    saru1968 New Member

    of the Pollard type?

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  15. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training

    I got one from last year :rolleyes:

    I was booking a table for a works do, the woman on the other end of the phone said, "would you like complimentry balloons on the table?". I said, "I don't know...<pause>...Are they free??"

    And a conversation with directory enquiries.

    Bloke: what name please?
    Me: Vicki
    Bloke, No, what name please?
    Me: VICKI!
    Bloke, no, the name, what's the name....??!
    Me: I've told you, my name is VICKI!!!!

    Then it twigged, the name of the place, not my own name :D
  16. wudangfajing

    wudangfajing Banned Banned

    Usually when i get mad!
    Said, I would like to kill some one but not really when i calmed down but by then it is to late usually have said something like this more than once. So, it is really simple thou i think i might be retarded you know doing the same mistake just slightly different wording. God i am an idiot. I imagine by now i am on some report in the FBI watch list. This might explain my low paying jobs along with my big mouth.
  17. FortuneFaded

    FortuneFaded Feel my Squirrely wrath!

    My girlfriend: "I like it when my ice is cold"
    Me: Do you start a car in reverse or neutral?
  18. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training


  19. medi

    medi Sadly Passed Away - RIP

    I don't see how that's stupid... nothing wrong with starting a car in gear or in neutral.
  20. LJoll

    LJoll Valued Member

    In reception I onced asked how you spell the word "a". :D

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