Reincarnation Milk

If you could be re-incarnated as an inanimate object, what would it be and why?


me?...i wanna come back as Christina Aguilera's Chaps


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You are one twisted puppy!

 

I'm sorry everyone this thread was my idea i have to apologise in advance but second the suggestion

 

This is a very interesting question both theoretically and theologically, with far reaching implications about one's personality.

With that said, I'd love to come back as a pole in a lap dancing club, especially at one with Jenna Jameson taking top billing and also

Snootch to the Nooch...

 

You be the chaps i'll be the knickers!!

 

I'd say something extremely obcene (far worse than any of you said so far, amateurs ) to get myself banned, but I think I'll pass this time...

So instead, I'll say the asteroid Ceres.

PL

 

chaps??
wat is that?
-TkdWarrior-

 

do trees count?
if yea then a baby redwood in sequia nationaly park
in no then the moon

 

I would be a damascus sword

 

A internet

 

The voyager space probe : heading on out

or maybe the grasscutter sword : nice to be a Japanese national treasure

or perhaps the UK's Imperial crown : very fancy headgear

or the T.Rex fossil in the museum : scary but lots of visitors .....

hmmmmm there are so many inanimate objects to choose from ....

 

a nuclear bomb or a martial arts magazine

 

a stapler

 

a pair of handcuffs, or a baton, or a whip

 

A small aubergine.