Oh deer, how fast was that? (not for the faint of heart)

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  1. Flinty

    Flinty aspiring nak muay

    Let's see if we can guess the conversation with the wrecker service.
    It probably went like this.
    "My Beemer was haulin' about 160mph on the Autobahn.
    I saw this deer.
    I heard a 'bump'.
    I did not see where the deer went.
    Then my motor died, and I could not get it to start.
    When I looked under the hood ... "


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    Last edited: Mar 26, 2008
  2. Knight_Errant

    Knight_Errant Banned Banned

  3. Sgt_Major

    Sgt_Major Ex Global Mod Supporter

    oooooooh!!!!

    I feel like saying "not too much damage" - but without seeing into the engine cage its hard to know really.
     
  4. Banpen Fugyo

    Banpen Fugyo 10000 Changes No Surprise

    My bimmer just got into a wreck last night :( :( :( :( :(

    Mine was from someone hitting me head on though, :tear: I dunno wut im gonna do
     
  5. Flinty

    Flinty aspiring nak muay

    yeah from the outside you could hardly tell....but the engine is done for.
    that would suck... i would rather have bodywork done rather than get a new engine...
     
  6. Flinty

    Flinty aspiring nak muay

    Dude thats crazy r u ok??
    howd it happen
     
  7. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    am i the only deviant who thought "poor deer" instead of "poor car"?
     
  8. Cait

    Cait da Bionic is BACK!

    No, that was my reaction too... :eek:
     
  9. Bahng Uh Ki

    Bahng Uh Ki Valued Member

    That is the deviant reaction?

    Poor deer.

    At least it couldn't have suffered for long.

    But do you call a butcher or a mechanic? I'm thinking neither would want the job.
     
  10. narcsarge

    narcsarge Masticated Whey

    Maybe you and Cait are the tree-huggin, hypie type that thinks we should all be riding horses again...... :D

    J/K! Only reason I didn't say anything is because I have seen what dear can do to a car and it's occupants at 70mph! It is sad for the dear no doubt but equally disturbing for humans as well...
     
  11. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    nah, we should be riding spaceships by now. :)
    stupid dark ages...
     
  12. Taffyleigh

    Taffyleigh Valued Member

    If the engine had carried on going,after 10 minutes it would have smelt like a mobile bbq.
     
  13. Flinty

    Flinty aspiring nak muay

    yummmm!??
     
  14. narcsarge

    narcsarge Masticated Whey

    Just like the Jetsons! [​IMG]


    Of course then we would have to worry about our winged friends. :rolleyes:
     
  15. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    that's what pewpew laz0rzzz are for.

    ok, now caption time: i'm in ur nginz, makin' a splode.
     
  16. Bahng Uh Ki

    Bahng Uh Ki Valued Member

    Nyah, there is a force field around the ship that gently pushes the birds and bugs out of the way. They just don't talk about those little things on the show, just like they never talk about how the light switch works. But you never see the car with bug juice on it, do you?
     
  17. narcsarge

    narcsarge Masticated Whey


    Astute observation my friend. Or, they have some sort of sonic cleaner that deals with issues such as bug gutts or spilt malty shakes! :p
     
  18. SPIKE THE RAVEN

    SPIKE THE RAVEN Valued Member

    heh - i manage an autobody repair facility in vermont (u.s.a.)- we get deer hits all the time , often quite smelly and nasty ...good for business,though...had a brand new pickup through the shop about a year and a half ago , the guy hit a moose on his way home from work late at night .....managed to get the truck another half mile to his house , which was surprising , then even more surprising to him when he finally stopped he realized the moose's head was on the passenger seat right next to him ..heh,heh ....hey bullwinkle whassup dude ?? btw moose is delicious !!
     
  19. Banpen Fugyo

    Banpen Fugyo 10000 Changes No Surprise

    I was waiting to turn left, and a car coming the opposite direction hit me head on. Unfortunetly they said its probably my fault because I had entered into the intersection :woo::woo::woo::woo:
     
  20. Brat

    Brat Return of the Brat!!!

    Yikes! Well, on the plus side, they found the deer.
     

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