"My master did this!" stories

True story! My TKD instructor from my college days and his instructor as well both cringe if you call them "Master". They hate that term because they both believe that they are still white belts at heart that can learn something from anyone. Imagine that.

Edit: They are 4th dan and 8th dan respectively.

 

my instructor was one of the bad guys in an old ninja turtles movie...

 

So, who would Jordan aka Katie Price be ?

Christian

 

I'd rather they stuck with Billie Piper. She might not be as 'pneumatic' as Jordan, but she's a lot nicer!

 

Davros?

(I would photoshop that but <gasp> I'm actually too busy at the mo!)

 

Nah, not enough bumps.

 

I think Mrs. Jordan would be rather jealous about that, judging from her possesiveness concerning Peter. So she would have to get a movie role as well just to watch over him, lol. Maybe as pneumatic bar table to hold the drinks or a pillow to lie down onto.

Christian

 

That has to be a first!

 

Obata Sensei? (Not sure if I spelled his name right)

 

my master can kick your masters ass!

 

Thats bullshido ! I propose a "throwdown" between both of them to prove who is the ultimate master. We can book an old garage below sainsburys, ask a retired MMA referree to decide win or loose and take mats from some dojo.

Christian

 

no, shihan isaac. i don't know exactly who he was in the movie though, never watched it.

 

Oh ok, thought it was Obata Sensei. He is one of my old instructor's teachers from California. Met him a few times, he's a good guy. For those that don't remember the movie he was the bald guy who was Shredders #1 Henchman.

 

That would be Tatsu.

(has all three films on DVD. Sad, yes, but I don't give a monkeys )

 

Heh I own Soul Man, Spike of Bensonhurst, and North Shore. Who am I to judge? Just make sure you don't dance in public to "Ninja Rap" and you should be fine.

 

I was referring to the second post :Angel:

 

Then I apologize Tri, your response was reference to a previous post that mentioned the original post though thats why when reading your response it looks like you were attacking me. My mistake!

 

My head hurts now.

 

our ma is too uber deadly for sport!

 

Ours too, in extreme cases we carry AK47's or bazookas !


Christian