Most embarrassing moments

Discussion in 'Ninjutsu' started by CandyCaneShinai, Apr 4, 2007.

  1. CandyCaneShinai

    CandyCaneShinai Valued Member

    I think my most embarrassing moment was having my old gi pants rip right up the butt-crack in class. Sensei let me change back into my walking shorts and train in those.

    I do remember one guy who got kicked in the belly and it made him fart really loudly. This was during a demo at a DKMS... Soke laughed a long long time.
     
  2. Keikai

    Keikai Banned Banned

    Got one, got one!!!

    We went to a Sveneric seminar last year and the angle he kept using was a bit obscure and we couldnt see, so i asked him if he could turn the other way as well.

    Next one he turned then turned to me and asked if that was ok, at that time i was busy staring at the ceiling and looked a right plonka, the guys call it 'having a Greg moment' :D

    Ask Norm while he is over there, he probably has a dozen more about me, also ask him where he sleeps at my house? :eek:
     
  3. g-bells

    g-bells Don't look up!

    o oo o i got one

    i fell asleep in General Phycology class while writing down notes, when i woke up my hand was still in the writing postion but had scribbled down to the bottom of the page
     
  4. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training

    :D :D

    I've had pants rip right up the front full length of the crotch a few months ago. Good job I was wearing underwear!!! :eek:
     
  5. bujingodai

    bujingodai Retired Supporter

    I was working with my group. We were using the Kyoketsu Shoge (sp) I have a particularly heavy one at that. I train in my warehouse, I fired it off, it went directly up smashed out a bank of lights that came raining down on me, and of course so did the end of shoge, right on my head.
    Could use a little more practice I guess on that tool :rolleyes:
     
  6. Neil-o-Mac

    Neil-o-Mac The Rev

    Funnily enough, I ripped the backside out of my gi bottoms once as well, doing shiho tenchi tobi. I simply shuffled backwards towards my stuff, slipped into the bogs, changed into my street clothes and went back into training again. :D
     
  7. saru1968

    saru1968 New Member

    I hate to ask but you say that like its not a regular occurance:eek:
     
  8. CandyCaneShinai

    CandyCaneShinai Valued Member

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdFXwBBiw3E"]Ashida Kim Interview March 01 2007 Raw Footage - YouTube[/ame]

    OK, I think this may be the most embarrassing moment for skinny old white men ever...
     
  9. 2E0WHN

    2E0WHN Valued Member

    You owe me a new monitor.... :D


    Of course we have heard of him. He has written the worst ninja books ever. He makes as much sense as me trying to explain quantum physics.
     
  10. CandyCaneShinai

    CandyCaneShinai Valued Member

    But what I really want to know is: Has anyone ever actually had the $hi7 beaten out of them?
    Apparently one of the Shihan did fart when Soke threw him during the filming of a video in the hombu.
     
  11. Senban

    Senban Banned Banned

    CandyCaneShinai said:-
    The only way that interview could have been any more embarrassing would be if old AK had been naked except for a pair of deelyboppers.
     

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  12. Zida'sukara

    Zida'sukara New Member

    My worst moment was in the dojo, a trainingspartner and I fell down and I hit him with my knee in his :eek: ....well you know....he was not wearing protection.

    And as I was the only female at that time and just a few weeks in the class, I truly felt embarrassed, everybody was looking. :eek:
     
  13. Lily

    Lily Valued Member

    Accidently flooring a guy with an uppercut to the groin and then instinctively touching the spot and asking him if he's okay! It was an accident and I was so worried, everyone just cracked up laughing while I was on the mat feeling up this guy and checking if he was okay :eek:
     
  14. Lord Spooky

    Lord Spooky Banned Banned

    LMAO Lily wins the thread :D
     
  15. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training

    You just wish you were that guy :D
     
  16. Lord Spooky

    Lord Spooky Banned Banned

    Yes of course I'd love to be smacked in the nuts just to get the chance to be felt up :rolleyes:
     
  17. saru1968

    saru1968 New Member


    :eek:


    another clip, i've never seen before.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eelg6ZPcp8&mode=related&search"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eelg6ZPcp8&mode=related&search[/ame]=
     
  18. Senban

    Senban Banned Banned

    Saru1968 said:-
    The guy on the sofa's expression says it all!
     

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  19. Keikai

    Keikai Banned Banned

    Hmmm, seems to have the same speech for the kata dante well prepared!!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k-PKyBFr4E&mode=related&search="]YouTube[/ame]

    listen to his intro on both.
     
  20. Nick Mandilas

    Nick Mandilas Resistance is an option..


    we really need to meet at a throwdown!
    :D :love: :love:
     

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