Marriage Proposals for Melanie

Did somebody say there was going to be a free bar???

 

Greyghost, that day may come sooner than you think. Did you know that women tend to synchronise periods with women they live with? Put us all in a silo and it's the most deadly timebomb you could possibly imagine.....

 

Yes, which is why you add a time bomb and then start running.

 

Never fear!!! I'm sure that we could use our single man snubfighters to penetrare (ooh er!) their defences! It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home! What the f*ck....some English bloke is talking to me inside my head!!!

 

You want to send some single men begging to penetrate my canyon!?
Woof woof!

 

Like the beard nursie...gives me something to hang on to! Woof, woof!!

I have a list of guys who are wanting to penetrate your canyon.....very similar list to the list of people who want you to be the beer-monster bridesmaid!!! Coincidence?

 

Ya know something, this has turned into the biggest threads on here. *LOL* just thought it was cute.

oh and BTW, she's mine....... all mine i tell ya ;-)

winks at mel

 

I've only just clicked on to this thread-it's wonderful.
Mel, i'm married already but my wife might pay you to take me............hang on here she is i'll ask her .......................................................................................................yep she says give 19p and pickled egg and i'm yours.
I must say i'm a little insulted by that price, i thought it be at least 25p and a pickled egg! What do you say?

 

Cheers morphus...but I hate pickled eggs...gets a bit windy for me...sorry...

 

So does that mean i still have the winning bid *LOL*

 

Looks like it to me Chazz

 

Phew! I certainly got worried when I saw K.Girl here...

 

Hey RE: HEN NIGHT -I'll do it if you don't mind 25 stone of rippling body lard wobbling it's way around you, all i can say is martial arts don't come easy to me, especially flying kicks but they do make quite a spectical.

 

No No No Mewaniesh. Chazz ish two tyming yoush wiv Cynfia Roffwok. I sheens it insh da foto galleri. Mawwy me n we will livesh happiwy eva aftersh

 

Er...cheers Burple

(ahem)

 

"No No No Mewaniesh. Chazz ish two tyming yoush wiv Cynfia Roffwok. I sheens it insh da foto galleri. Mawwy me n we will livesh happiwy eva aftersh"

Hummmmmm WHAT, Mel, hun, can you translate for me *LOL*

 

I think he was asking for two pints of Stella, a diet coke and Vodka and a Beef Chow Mein with extra noodles.

Thanx

 

Hahahahahahaha - you crack me up Freeform!

 

"I think he was asking for two pints of Stella, a diet coke and Vodka and a Beef Chow Mein with extra noodles."

Thats what i thougth but i think he's had too much of the vodka as it is, so i'll take that.