MAP Launches Dating Section! (April Fools)

ARIES: The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic.
Funny. Take
you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy.
Loves
being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. Best in bed.

People have taken that quite literally lately... :cry:

 

H- your a cream puff, who you trying to kid?

 

yeh i know, but i was talking about girls not wanting to Fword with me

but that dosent matter, because its me and thee all the way

 

Hahaha! Not good at I.T but good at IT! Get it?

Talking of work,I am still there! GRRRRR! :woo:

 

Talking of work ... I finish at 3:15pm every day Su

 

:cry: :cry:
Stupid exhibition installation!

 

i have to say, this is one of the best april fools jokes i've ever seen much fun

and hey, i matched both chimp and g!
....talk about a scary combination

 

Run, Cait!

You got both of MAP' two worst stalkers! They'll be outside your window in the bushes sharing a mega bucket o' the Colonel's finest. Just you wait!

 

I became less fussy and now I have 5 matches

 

I did that once. Though usually meant me starting at 3 am .

 

I'm a Capricorn!

 

hm... i may need to break out my brother's paintball gun then

 

Nah, water pistols filled with cat pee work better.

 

you said that you were'nt going to mention the peeping tom thingy ever again wry :woo:

 

thtas it cait your cut off

 

g bells-


I lied.

 

if you can't trust a dolphin, who can you trust :woo:

 

awww, you know you love me :love:


besides, i said it was a scary combination.. not that you were scary... you know i'm all yours...

 

Pretty much all the mammals are right out- birds as well, just too damn flighty. No one likes a cold blood, so there goes all the reptiles, amphibians and fish. Protozoa and bacteria are always out to make you ill, so I guess you'll just have to stick with plants.

Dull, boring plants. Oh wait, most plants are poisonous. Guess you'll just have to sit on a rock by your lonelies, then. :Angel:

 

so be it then