In four hours, I'm 18 years old - AKA legal! :D

Discussion in 'Celebrations!' started by flutterfists, May 8, 2006.

  1. watto86

    watto86 Nah brah I'm not gone

    And maybe get a quick lapdance and a *makes whistle noise* on the way home. ;)
  2. wrydolphin

    wrydolphin Pirates... yaarrrr Supporter

    You're leaving poor Fluffy behind?

    If you neglect your sheep like that, she might up and leave!
  3. Poop-Loops

    Poop-Loops Banned Banned

    Adult-hood hit me like a ton of bricks. Suddenly I had to pay for everything, set up my own appointments, meet people by myself, and do everything hard by myself. No more parents to hold my hand. Hope it's better for you. :p
  4. flutterfists

    flutterfists Valued Member

    Wow. That's rough.

    I'm starting college next year while living at home. My transition into adulthood is gonna be niiice and slow. :)
  5. flutterfists

    flutterfists Valued Member

    You certainly know your way around town, don't you? ;)
  6. Poop-Loops

    Poop-Loops Banned Banned

    I am in college and living at home, too. My parents didn't throw me out or anything. I was just sheltered, is all. :p Suddenly I have to make my own dentist appointments, register for school myself, heh, I didn't even get my license till I was 18 because I was so lazy. :D

    However, all those things are also very cool. I no longer have to bring my parents to sign up for MA classes! Or school, or the doctor, or anything. No more teacher-parent conferences.
  7. flutterfists

    flutterfists Valued Member

    Well, that's one way to learn I guess. :p It's a good thing you're cool with it. I'm way too timid to handle it all at once. :eek: It's one step at a time for me.
  8. xingyiboxer

    xingyiboxer New Member


    18, huh? Well, enjoy your life up to your 30s because once you are over 30, life sucks. LOL

    No, seriously, 18 is just a number ... no significance to that one. You'll keep having numbers until you die, and just get older.

    After 18 it's all downhill, so enjoy your life while you can and try not to get any diseases.
  9. flutterfists

    flutterfists Valued Member

    Gee, thanks. :p ;)
  10. Poop-Loops

    Poop-Loops Banned Banned

    It's not like I had a choice. :p
  11. xingyiboxer

    xingyiboxer New Member

    Oh, and Happy Birthday. LOL

    No, seriously, if I had any recommendations to give to an 18 year old, it's have as much fun as you can while staying safe. Meaning, find some good responsible friends that will treat you well, and party like crazy, do a ton of drugs (high quality, of course), have a ton of sex, etc.

    Because then you don't have any regrets when you get older. A lot of people don't have enough fun when they're young, and as a result they are always missing those 'lost' days.

    When you're changing poopy diapers, in a drudgery of a job, etc., having regrets about youth is a bad thing.
  12. Shrukin89

    Shrukin89 Valued Member

    Happy Belated B-Day if i'm too late to reply. When I turned 18, it sucked to find out that I didn't turn out to be any taller, smarter, or stronger, just only that I seen myself heavier and outta shape kinda. Hey, my nose seems smaller!

    Also you can join in our lil NUDE cake chat! Or just have fun in just nude chat. Yes nude chat where everyone strips off clothes, photography is strictly allowed everywhere, whether you can take pictures of nude greasy, oily female, male wrestlers, you name it. There is always something going down for youngster adults like ourselves, on MAP. What goes on in MAP stays in MAP.

    Another good thing about 18, is that you can drive, exciting and thrilling giving you what it's like being in the middle of traffic. Raising middle fingers, cutting people off, speeding on open highways, and supeing up your car into a pimp wagon. With having some lovely ladies on board to keep a lonely young adult company. ;)

    This calls for drinking to get down right drunk, as the legal age limit to know what alcohol tastes like. Party on, freeeeeeedooooomm! Drink and drink as much as you like cause you know that it'll eventually come back out. Hangover, even though I never got drunk before, but I think I may know what it's like getting something thrown at your head hard.

    A few more reasons to be 18 is to go to Casinos, Strippers (part of 2nd paragraph I guess) and to vote. Absolutely

    Voting, to choose a random political leader that is best suited for your taste, to see of what him or her can do for your community.

    Casinos, man. I love casinos, but i'm not hooked on them, try the blazing 7's, and the double diamonds, they're my favorite slots. ;). I also expoited some of the casino's tricks that they have up their sleeves. :woo: Gain some, lose lots. Or gain lots, but lose little.

    For strippers, I myself never went to a strip club before. Never really wanted to anyway. Gets me all fired up, hormones bat me in the back of my head, telling me... "Go for it baby... she's all yours." Just a little pleasure won't hurt for money. "Comon plant that 5 dollar bill in between her coconuts." But I must not stare at the green, pink pocka dotted bra. Alarms are ringing, you know what she wants. She wants your money to spend time watching her as she slow dances in front of your body, as you get addicted to want to get more action that is all in front of you as rather than the T.V that you sit in front of all day. You don't really realize the more money that you put in the more horny you get, you can't stop, you want to keep on getting more entertained, you keep on spending, you want to lay your hands all over her. Look at those dandy golden gazelle legs, look at those twin puppies, they are beautiful. But one thing you wished most is to sleep with her. Thoughts keep on getting into your head as you wanted to crave for some romance on some chocolate. You know that she may have been already married but you may leave that thought to the side. You now have no money left not even a penny. Now what? You decide that you want to stay into the Strippers Club. She'll feel sorry for you, and give you a ride home. You give the married stripper a tounge twister kiss, you huggle till her spine is crushed, then you wave good bye. Since her spine is broken from the huggle, she needs to be treated with tender loving care. You carry her into your house, and lay her on your bed. Then after, you follow, and treat her nicely. You tuck yourself in with her in your bed. The thought that you have had came true. Then you sleep nice and close to her and say. "That was the best damn 18th birthday I have had."

    :D :D :D Awesome story I must say.

    A reminder is that it is for Canadians and other places ;).
    U.S citizens have to wait until 21. ;)

    Even better celebrate it in Canada, then celebrate again in the U.S. WHAT A DEAL! :eek:
    Last edited: May 11, 2006
  13. NaughtyKnight

    NaughtyKnight Has yellow fever!

    Damn straight mate. Im 20yrs in and life is amazing :D. I'll be going hard till im 50, then might get settled down and get married :p.
  14. flutterfists

    flutterfists Valued Member

    LOL - I know.

    Shrukin89 - Very... descriptive. Your post probably would've made my pants uncomfortably tight... if it weren't for the fact that I'm female. :p

    NK - My co-worker has that mindset, and he's turning 32 this year. If he can continue to have a blast, then so can you. :D

    xingyiboxer - I definitely don't want regrets when I'm an old woman. I'm not gonna go nuts, but I'm definitely gonna milk my youth for all it's worth.
  15. NaughtyKnight

    NaughtyKnight Has yellow fever!

    I should bloody hope so, i'm only 2 yrs older than u :p.
  16. flutterfists

    flutterfists Valued Member

    LOL, I didn't mean for it to sound like you were older. It came out funny. :D After all, it's 1:30 AM where I live. [/end excuse] :p
  17. watto86

    watto86 Nah brah I'm not gone

    Yeah. Thats the cheapest and easiest way to go about things.
    lol, yeah. If you survive that long.:p
  18. flutterfists

    flutterfists Valued Member

    LOL, ouch. :p
  19. xingyiboxer

    xingyiboxer New Member

    I think if I were 18 again I'd go to Australia instead of going straight to college.
  20. watto86

    watto86 Nah brah I'm not gone

    lol. I meant it in a good way. Not as in, "Hahaha, you're going to die before you hit middle age!" as much as it was more of a, "He really enjoyed himself, even if it could be debated that it was a bit too much," situation.

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