more like: "and on the 8th day God saweth that He possessed a terrible foe, and He spake unto that foe: "WHO ART THOU?... BEGONE!", and indeed He let loose a powerful blow to smite His adversary, but LO! The Great Enemy was much too strong, and with a masterful evasion He thus delivered a thundering knee to His most Holy Plexus of Apollo, and as He cast His gaze upon the defeated God, He laughed, and again He laughed, And He did do the Dance of the Poultry Avian, and Walked away, for He had Slipped The Jab..."
Happy Birthday mate and keep up the good work bud! Be a much quiter place when old age finally gets to you
I don't think he will get quieter- he will just gradually sink into complete sinility and rambling that we will all have to humour and endure
A very happy birthday to you, Mr Jab! May your celebrations involve much gourmet coffee and strange Tibetan foodstuffs!
Hahahaha... Big thanks to you lot at MAP!!! Thanks for the well wishes. Means a lot to be honest... I spend probably more time batting around ideas, winding people up and talking rubbish with you lot than I do anyone else. Well... to be honest I spend a lot of time winding people up other places too.
Well, happy birthday, Slip, from MAP's resident lurker. Hope you got a shiny new flamethrower. paz, dormindo
I couldn't really find any masculine mounding pics that were appropriate for the site, so you'll have to settle for possibly the [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY"]weirdest video[/ame] on youtube.
Just noticed the thread so sorry for the late well wishings but Happy Birthday Mr. Slip. Also, lol @ flashlock's ridiculous insult about cheap cakes!
Thanks fellas... much appreciated. Yeah as for the cheap cakes remark... I LOL'd as well. I've finally reached an age where I now truly understand why Tequila has more in common with hallucinogenics than with mere alcohol. Suffice it to say that in a very short amount of time... 24 hours I almost lost my wife, my life and any shame that I may have had.