Fantasy Kumite, who would you invite?

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by Combat Sports, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. Combat Sports

    Combat Sports Formerly What Works Banned

    Two different "topics" to reply to.

    1. If you could assemble a no holds barred Kumite in the spirit of the movie "Bloodsport" where you could invite any currently living and in their prime martial artists to compete what 10 contestants would you invite?

    2. If you could assemble the same kind of fantasy Kumite in the spirit of the movie "Bloodsport" and invite any martial artist who lived in the last 70 years, who would be magically "in their prime" for this contest who would you invite?
     
  2. righty

    righty Valued Member

    Chuck Norris.

    No point in inviting anyone else really.
     
  3. Combat Sports

    Combat Sports Formerly What Works Banned

    Chuck Norris was a great point sparring guy back in the day. Real life fighting ability? I don't know enough about it. I know he and Bruce Lee trained together for about five years. I bet he could defend himself but I dare say there are probably far better out there.
     
  4. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    Hulk Hogan and Brutus The Barber Beefcake.
     
  5. slipthejab

    slipthejab Hark, a vagrant! Supporter

    if ever there was a thread that begged for it... this is it.

    Fantasy kumite... easy... I'd invite your mom.
     
  6. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Well-Known Member Supporter

    Watch out! The people who ::google coughing and click images:: Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris are going to come get you!
     
  7. Falcord

    Falcord Valued Member

    Actually, I have a clear answer to this.

    I'd invite the lineage holder, or the highest ranking member, of all underrepresented arts... As well as masters of any art that avoids sparring or in which you don't see it publicly.

    But I would really like to see all the "rare" styles hold up against each other. I'm sure I'd get some surprises!

    I'd also get some mid tier MMA fighter as a reference, I guess.
     
  8. Polar Bear

    Polar Bear Moved on

    the best playboy centrefolds of the last 50 years ... oh not that kind of fantasy.

    The Bear.
     
  9. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    Gotch, Hackenschmidt, Gama, Karelin, Rickson, Tyson, Yamashita, Oyama, Kimura, Billy Robinson, Bruce Lee and General Choi.
    NHB. One 15 minute round.

    Then I'd have a historical super fight between Cuchulain and Musashi.
     
  10. Combat Sports

    Combat Sports Formerly What Works Banned

    Good to see someone got it.

    Do people think Randy Coture fits the bill?
     
  11. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    Well he'd probably bash Choi, Bruce Lee, Tyson, Oyama and maybe Kimura.
    The rest he'd struggle with.
    Randy is an odd one. He's not the best fighter by any means but he's still a ledge.
     
  12. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Randy gets schooled by any of the listed wrestlers, but the others he gives problems to.

    Which Gotch did you mean btw? Arguably with Billy on there you don't need Karl.

    To the list I would add Dempsey and probably someone like Takamatsu and Ip Man. Also Wang!
     
  13. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    Bung 'em both in to see who's the best Gotch. :)
     
  14. David Harrison

    David Harrison MAPper without portfolio

    It doesn't matter who you invite, Dux would still win.
     
  15. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Unless Zane Frazier is involved of course
     
  16. m1k3jobs

    m1k3jobs Dudeist Priest

    Andre the Giant.

    Also add Taiho, possibly the best Sumo wrestler ever.

    Gama the great would be another good addition.
     
  17. icefield

    icefield Valued Member

    If you are inviting Yip Man ill invite Cheung Lai Chuen and Wong Yan-Lam just to watch them toy with him before thrashing him to within an inch of his life :)
     
  18. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Chiyonofuji!!!!

    Oh, and Haku (aka King Tonga)
     
  19. David Harrison

    David Harrison MAPper without portfolio

    I'd pay to see that.

    My money goes on Musashi winning on points in the oar-carving round.
     
  20. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    Warp spasm for the win! (I think Cuchulain had them).
    Let's see Musashi deal with an amorphous lump of muscle with oil spurting out of its head. :)
     

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