I'm taking the site offline at 14:00 to do some routine database optimisation and a clean up. I expect the site will be down for 30-45 minutes while I carry this out.
woman translation- " i have found a screwdriver and dont know whats its for so i am going to test it out on this site as its been buggered for ages so no one will notice if its a bit more shagged!!!"
"the fairy lights look crooked - I'm unplugging them, taking them to an electrician to see if they can fix them"
i work in comms and i can say i have only ever met one woman in the IT depts of customers i see (apart from teamakers) and she is useless.......
''This is just a really elaborate ruse for me to accidentally loose Greg's account during the optimisation''
If were going to split hairs about the timing, i finished early too Speaking of finishing early, that reminds me... Greg, I want those panties back
Nice work Saz, working on the site while I was on my way home so I wouldnt be complaining about the site not being up
