It is my belief that CNG is being portrayed as a mere mortal and it is my intent to start a thread (with no facts whatsoever, instead just hijacking Chuck Norris facts and changing them around) about the real CNG! 1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals CNG allows to live. 2. CNG does not sleep. He waits. 3. The chief export of CNG is arrogance. 4. CNG has two speeds. Chuck Norris, and FASTER! 5. CNG drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. 6. CNG counted to infinity three times (1 more than Chuck Norris) 7. Before Chuck Norris gets in bed at night he checks his closet for CNG 8. CNG can lead Chuck Norris to water AND make him drink. (WAY harder than horses) I could go on and on but I will open it up to you folks! ANyone have a #9?