Christopher N. Geary Skills

It is my belief that CNG is being portrayed as a mere mortal and it is my intent to start a thread (with no facts whatsoever, instead just hijacking Chuck Norris facts and changing them around) about the real CNG!

1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals CNG allows to live.
2. CNG does not sleep. He waits.
3. The chief export of CNG is arrogance.
4. CNG has two speeds. Chuck Norris, and FASTER!
5. CNG drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
6. CNG counted to infinity three times (1 more than Chuck Norris)
7. Before Chuck Norris gets in bed at night he checks his closet for CNG
8. CNG can lead Chuck Norris to water AND make him drink. (WAY harder than horses)

I could go on and on but I will open it up to you folks!

ANyone have a #9?

 

I can't help but to laugh.

 

hey

I got you Josh!

Have a great night!

 

How about this one....

#9 CNG is so amazing that when he tests for his next belt the KGS BBS just gives it to him test free!!

 

CNG doesn't have Chuck Norris Insurance, Chuck Norris has CNG Insurance.

Come on, now, hasn't this gone far enough...this whole "CNG is a fraud" type topics have really gotten old, but I just love the chuck norris type jokes too much...

 

We don't need another Geary bashing thread.... which is why all prior threads have been closed.

Let's move along now