bouncing...

well guess wat i m now these days looking into Bouncing. so i thought i might need some tips...where else can i ask these questions....
anyone...??
-TkdWarrior-

 

Make sure the ball is really well inflated - try to get one of those with the ears that you can hold on to. (Space Hoppers they called them in my yoof)

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The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful chaps
They're loaded with vim and with vigor
They love to leap in your laps
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one

Tiggers are wonderful fellahs
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Everyone elses is jealous
And thats why I repeat

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one
Yes, I'm the only one
(Grrrrrr...)

 

Try to get an 'up-and-down' motion going

And NEVER try it while doing a head-stand !

Jay

 

Wear a Cup!

Or it will hurt!



SONSHU

 

Is it yourself that wants to bounce, or bounce something else?

Good thread!

 

Bouncey bouncey bouncey bouncey nah nah na na na nah

 

Worthwhile to introduce yourself to some serious 'pressure testing'... There are a few things to make sure first:

* Ensure that the other security members are disciplined and act as a team.
* Make sure the money's good.
* Make sure no one drinks while on duty.
* Find out if you're required to supply your own shirts or if they're provided.
* Find out EXACTLY what the job involves and what the start / finish times are.

There are a few other things but they're the first ones that spring to mind.

 

... and make sure you know whats going on the nights that your working. Nearby clubs etc. If theres any major sporting event that day, that kinda thing!

Col

 

thnx for comments...
yup i m lookin for bouncing i guess my life was just going without action , it's tough job i know but i m chill...
keep pouring ur comments/tips/advices.... all appreciated.
-TkdWarrior-

 

And when she says kick them out, I don't she means literaly, do you KY girl?

 

Try not to resort to physical confrontation first. Your voice is your most effective tool. Speak loud to get their attention, then as you talk lower your voice until they have to calm down or stop what they are doing to hear you. Always work in pairs, someone must always be there to watch your back. Women are just as dangerous than men. Too many bouncers make the mistake of thinking otherwise only to end up getting stitches when the "sweet young lady" slices 'em. Oh yeah, medical insurance.

 

Here's a tip...

If they raise their voice lower yours - if they lower theirs - raise yours.

 

Talk to Cooler, Silver No2 or Mike Flanagan. They have all spent time on the door. Cooler is still active as head doorman at a rock Club in Glasgow, and you don't get more real than that.

Practice saying;

'Yer not on the list, yer not getting in!'

 

where is cooler head doorman Andy out of interest

 

Best ask him in Pvt, or see if he volunteers that information himself Andrew.

I maybe said too much already.

 

its always nice to know someone when they are kicking you out of somewhere LOL

i would like to add i have never been kicked out of anywhere

 

Ok if I was a bouncer first off I'd need to add 40lbs of muscle (to be 180lbs) I'd do a krav maga course even if I had to live in Manchester for a year, I'd do a bouncers course.

This would make me a killing machine

I would then apply for the bouncers job at a well paid club.

I'd wear steel toe caps, a cup, a stab vest and wear a chain around my neck with a nuckle duster attached.

I would then quite after 2 weeks cause I hate bloody bouncers! :yeleyes: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :Angel: