Bad martial art videos

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  1. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    I think you're right, I was grumpy last night :) It's certainly not bad for what it is, but it isn't what it's labelled as.

    Mitch
     
    Mitch, Jul 13, 2011
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  2. Hapuka

    Hapuka Te Aho

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJXZC5L-w4I"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJXZC5L-w4I[/ame]
     
    Hapuka, Jul 13, 2011
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  3. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    this one's a classic :D

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLQMvsxFoUE"]YouTube - ‪Video Game Bad Guy Karate Training by Bullshido.net‬‏[/ame]
     
    Fish Of Doom, Jul 13, 2011
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  4. Hapuka

    Hapuka Te Aho

    Yes. ;)
     
    Hapuka, Jul 13, 2011
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  5. Hapuka

    Hapuka Te Aho

    Through studying levels 1 and 2 of Yellow Bamboo you will learn to bless water, eat rice, imagine talking to God, fly through the universe, prove to your loved ones that you are more effective than paracetamol and protect yourself by using 'chi blasts' against your opponents. All for $95 American dollars.

    0:00:00 - 0:46:42 covers the initiation and prayers of yellow bamboo
    0:46:42 - 1:18:04 covers the 'sport side' and exercises of yellow bamboo
    1:18:04 - 1:23:02 covers the 'level 1 test of power' segment
    1:23:05 - 1:27:49 covers the 'level 2 test of power' segment
    1:27:49 - 1:43:18 covers yellow bamboo meditation
    1:43:18 - 1:50:48 covers yellow bamboo healing
    1:50:48 - 1:56:00 covers yellow bamboo protection

    1:21:44 and 1:26:23 are the best parts of the clip :D

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcGwpODlXRc&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcGwpODlXRc&feature=related[/ame]

    And now for a dose of reality

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1ykNZ7rAcw"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1ykNZ7rAcw[/ame]
     
    Last edited: Jul 13, 2011
    Hapuka, Jul 13, 2011
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  6. Killa_Gorillas

    Killa_Gorillas Banned Banned

    Do you live in a Shaw Bros film mate? ;)
     
    Killa_Gorillas, Jul 13, 2011
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  7. EthanYQX

    EthanYQX New Member

    Five pages and no Sifu Richard. I'm surprised. :D
     
    EthanYQX, Jul 13, 2011
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  8. Hapuka

    Hapuka Te Aho

    Sparring with hockey masks?
    Now I've seen it all.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPNaCnmasf4"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPNaCnmasf4[/ame]
     
    Hapuka, Jul 16, 2011
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  9. Hapuka

    Hapuka Te Aho

    Worst Kung-Fu ever?

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBvmYSEGwjg"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBvmYSEGwjg[/ame]
     
    Hapuka, Jul 16, 2011
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  10. Hapuka

    Hapuka Te Aho

    Fight starts at 3:50

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXkcYul1LRo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXkcYul1LRo[/ame]
     
    Hapuka, Jul 16, 2011
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  11. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Hannibal, Jul 16, 2011
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  12. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WLCl7upeRM&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WLCl7upeRM&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL[/ame]
     
    Hannibal, Jul 16, 2011
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  13. Killa_Gorillas

    Killa_Gorillas Banned Banned

    Killa_Gorillas, Jul 16, 2011
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  14. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Hikuta is one of my personal faves for mocking without mercy!

    Phil Elmore did an awesome deconstruction of it, yet it still clings like an unflushable turd

    This is from one Hikuta website

    How can you not be entertained by that?
     
    Hannibal, Jul 16, 2011
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  15. Killa_Gorillas

    Killa_Gorillas Banned Banned

    When even Phil Elmore's scoring points off you, it's time to take a long look in the mirror.
     
    Killa_Gorillas, Jul 16, 2011
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  16. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    However, with that said I think I may have actually won the thread with this latest gem I have found....

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dMu6LoSszM&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dMu6LoSszM&feature=related[/ame]

    O...M...F...G what have I just seen????
     
    Hannibal, Jul 16, 2011
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  17. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    hannibal, i want my eyes back.
     
    Fish Of Doom, Jul 16, 2011
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  18. jkd_si

    jkd_si Valued Member


    o_O I agree, close the thread, hannibal has won. Unless someone's got a video that actively teaches you to block with your nose and strike hard targets with your nutsack? Anyone?
     
    jkd_si, Jul 16, 2011
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  19. Hapuka

    Hapuka Te Aho

    Wheres those cowboys when you need em?! Surely this is on par with Hannibal's post. *fingers crossed*

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbwYFNWeVoM&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbwYFNWeVoM&feature=related[/ame]

    This video will show you how to defend yourself from a spade using a stick and hay makers all in slow motion, Apache style!
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdMgscNT8dU"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdMgscNT8dU[/ame]
     
    Last edited: Jul 17, 2011
    Hapuka, Jul 17, 2011
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  20. Hapuka

    Hapuka Te Aho

    I just got sent these from the man himself. He spams my mailbox...

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol77aZJ96lU"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol77aZJ96lU[/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR-58xM-_hE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR-58xM-_hE[/ame]

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1YFs_i5zeA"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1YFs_i5zeA[/ame]
     
    Hapuka, Jul 17, 2011
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