Whew... cool. You might not forgive me for this one: The other day I was practicing kata while wearing a business suit and mowing my front lawn all at the same time. I bent over to pickup a rock and my tie got caught in the lawn mower. The tie got cleanly cut in two. I was so mad that I kick a tree with my shin. It hurt so bad I fell to the ground. As I was rolling around winching in pain and holding my leg, the neighbor comes over and says, "oh you do mowee tie."
You are supposed to cut the grass not smoke it. And as for your comments about aikido lucky for you I have a sensei humour. regards sensei bill