6 months to go till the end of the world...Are you prepared?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by finite monkey, Jun 28, 2012.

  1. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

    After a night of torrential rain such as you might see in the tropics during the monsoon, that saw rain fall of upto 70mm (3"ish), low lieing areas of West Cork are submerged

    And its summer!

    Flash floods, earthquakes, what next? A plague of locust?

    I know there are a lot of nay sayers out there who think all this end of the world nonsense is pure piffle. To you I say stop reading right now unless you can suspend your disbelief

    Let us pretend, for the sake of argument, that you have 6 months before it's time to close the bunker door behind you (You do have a bunker, right?), what plans and preperations would you make? What kit would you gather? What inferstructure would you build?
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    Personally I believe those who own horses will be the nouveau riche
     
  2. flaming

    flaming Valued Member

    What use is preperation bunker if the world ends?
    Leaving earth on a spaceship, I can't do that.
     
  3. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

    I'm thinking more 'The end of civilisation as we know it' kind of end of the world

    But the spaceship is a great idea.
     
  4. Rand86

    Rand86 likes to butt heads

    Can't find a source on it but I was told recently that there was a miscalculation and EOTW was put on hold for 100 years or so.

    Which of course is not to say that zombies won't attack tomorrow.
     
  5. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

    Thants not very helpfull
     
  6. Obewan

    Obewan "Hillbilly Jedi"

    Oh Boy! I've been working on maxing out my credit cards :cool: Now I'm in big trouble...in six months it will still be the end of the world...for me anyway :cry:
     
  7. Rand86

    Rand86 likes to butt heads

    For a lowly payment of $9999,99 I can provide you with a ritual that is guaranteed to summon the demons and the undead, causing the end of the world as we know it!

    DIY Armageddon!

    If you're interested I will forward you my bank account number.
     
  8. slipthejab

    slipthejab Hark, a vagrant! Supporter

    This thread reminds me of The Road by Cormac McCarthy.
     
  9. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

    You should charge $666
     
  10. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

    That is some grim material

    I prefer to think of it as The Postman by Kevin Costner
     
  11. Rand86

    Rand86 likes to butt heads

    Meh.

    666 is too last-season for my tastes.
     
  12. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

    Do you subscribe to the theory that bar codes are the mark of the beast?
     
  13. Rand86

    Rand86 likes to butt heads

    Depends entirely on the prices.
     
  14. Obewan

    Obewan "Hillbilly Jedi"

    Cool! Just charge it to my master card the number is 666 33666 33835 666 :evil:
     
  15. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Am I prepared? Pffft! Amateurs.......
     
  16. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    it's raining here.

    argentina get out from under the rain you are not an ireland. you don't even have a leprechaun.
     
  17. flaming

    flaming Valued Member

    I bet there is some irish pubs in argentina hench leprechauns... end of the rainbow, my ****.
     
  18. Rand86

    Rand86 likes to butt heads

    ****-end of the rainbow?
     
  19. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

    Fish, I hear by deputise you as leprechaun 3rd class, but you might like to get some platforms to get you to regulation height
     
  20. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

    Obewan, dont waste your credit limit on rand...buy a horse
     

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