101 reasons mma sucks

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  1. Beltless

    Beltless Banned Banned

    109 - They don't breathe fire
     
    Beltless, Sep 25, 2006
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  2. Slindsay

    Slindsay All violence is necessary

    It's getting really hard to tell if these thread entries are **** takes or not.
     
    Slindsay, Sep 26, 2006
    #82
  3. Thelistmaker

    Thelistmaker bats!

    110 Not enough nudity! The ancient Greeks wrestled and boxed in the nude, so why can’t the UFC.

    We’re paying them for entertainment. I think if a match ends quickly or is extremely boring the fighters should do a strip tease as an apology to the crowed.

    *drools on keyboard *
     
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    Thelistmaker, Sep 26, 2006
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  4. Thelistmaker

    Thelistmaker bats!

    111. not enough chippendales in the UFC
     
    Thelistmaker, Sep 26, 2006
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  5. pulp fiction

    pulp fiction TKD fighter

    LOL I would really like to see that. :D
     
    pulp fiction, Sep 26, 2006
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  6. Ridge

    Ridge Now With Added Sarcasm

    That would get rid of most of the male audience though. And since Dana doesn't care about anything but money, he can't have that.
    His selfishness actually came in handy for once...
     
    Ridge, Sep 27, 2006
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  7. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    The next time you post anything about selfishly coming in your hand where naked wrestlers are concerned you'll be banned.

    Or I will for this post!

    Mitch
     
    Mitch, Sep 27, 2006
    #87
  8. leon_x

    leon_x Dai Low

    i hope u r a chick after sayin that :rolleyes:
     
    leon_x, Sep 28, 2006
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  9. Thelistmaker

    Thelistmaker bats!

    :D You’ve confused me now

    Am I a chick who acts like a dirty old man
    or a dirty old man who dreamed he was a chick

    Maybe you can tell me? Here is a picture


    http://enquirer.com/bernardin/bernmain_300.jpg
     
    Thelistmaker, Sep 28, 2006
    #89
  10. MaverickZ

    MaverickZ Guest

    DAD?!
     
    MaverickZ, Sep 28, 2006
    #90
  11. Thelistmaker

    Thelistmaker bats!

    Jenny?
     
    Thelistmaker, Sep 28, 2006
    #91
  12. Ridge

    Ridge Now With Added Sarcasm

    It is a chick,check the profile.
     
    Ridge, Sep 28, 2006
    #92
  13. MaverickZ

    MaverickZ Guest

    Akwaaaard....
     
    MaverickZ, Sep 28, 2006
    #93
  14. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    All she cares about now is Chhhhenny!

    Mitch
     
    Mitch, Sep 28, 2006
    #94
  15. CCG2

    CCG2 Valued Member

    112) Shamrock vs Ortiz 3
     
    CCG2, Oct 2, 2006
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  16. Ragnarok2005

    Ragnarok2005 o_o

    If I do MMA I'm fighting like an animal.

    If I'm doing TMA I'm fighting like an animal.

    No pleasing some people. :rolleyes:

    -

    MMA just makes me laugh. I can't remember what them silly things are. Oh christ... What's the ones.... Oh! Arms. Yeah. Hahahaha. Those MMA fighters and their arms! What the hell are those things? How do you use them? I don't get it.

    TKD4EVA
     
    Ragnarok2005, Oct 2, 2006
    #96
  17. hux

    hux ya, whatever.

    113) two words: Man Panties
    114) two more words: Neck Crank (ow)
    115) we don't get the belts, can't show off at the PTA.
    116) when we break stuff glitter doesn't come out.
     
    hux, Oct 2, 2006
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  18. Atharel

    Atharel Errant

    hahahahahahahaha!!

    I think we have a winner!
     
    Atharel, Oct 2, 2006
    #98
  19. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    Arms are overrated. Did you know that 99% (give or take 1%) of losers in MMA fights have arms? Look at everyone who ever got pwned in MMA and you can pretty much guarantee they'll have a pair of arms. Having arms is clearly no advantage.
     
    Moosey, Oct 2, 2006
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  20. Ridge

    Ridge Now With Added Sarcasm

    Look at all the people who won though, they also had arms.
     
    Ridge, Oct 2, 2006
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