101 reasons mma sucks

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by Cosmo Kramer, Sep 3, 2006.

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  1. Cosmo Kramer

    Cosmo Kramer Valued Member

    lets come up with 101 reasons mma sucks. should not be all that hard. of course we do not need to stop at 101, but that is the goal. keep in mind this is part comedy, so dont get all mad.

    1. it's boring
    2. it's not practical for the street
    3. it has too many rules for the "toughest MA around" argument
    4. ufc is driven by money
    5. ufc underpays it's fighters
    6. many fighters are gym rats with little or no MA traning
    7. chuck liddell has a stupid haircut
    8. two men sweating rolling around on the ground grabing each other wearing next to nothing is the closest thing to gay sex the law will allow in public.
    9. it is illegal in some states
    10. it is not as dangerous as boxing
    11. the fighters train only to "kick some butt"
    12. many mma fighters often disgrace MA with their bad sportsmanship and WWF like trash talking threw the media
    13. i am sick of hearing about how great bjj is
    14. it takes attention away from TMA
    15. many of the big PPV fights disapoint and end quickly
  2. Capt Keonig

    Capt Keonig New Member

    Right On!
  3. elektro

    elektro Valued Member

  4. tekkengod

    tekkengod the MAP MP

    16. its influence produces people who suffer from severe adrenal deprivation AKA "lackatesticalitus" :rolleyes:
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  5. Sever

    Sever Valued Member

    17. It brings out the insecurities of supposedly heterosexual males :rolleyes:
  6. Capt Keonig

    Capt Keonig New Member

    If you're gettin' andrenal rushes from that stuff Tekken, maybe you might want to move out of the basement, or even get off your back. :p
  7. Capt Keonig

    Capt Keonig New Member

  8. tekkengod

    tekkengod the MAP MP

    hey! I live on the 2nd! floor thank you!
  9. tekkengod

    tekkengod the MAP MP


    18. It produces people like me who don't read entire paragraphs. :woo:
  10. Itazuki

    Itazuki New Member

    19. I personally cant see a difference between kids fighting on the floor for a lolly and a mma fight, which consists of 95% grappling
  11. Matsufubu

    Matsufubu Valued Member

    20. Most people have no idea what fighting is actually like, so can't appreciate it.
  12. Sever

    Sever Valued Member

    21. Some people actually believe that Bruce Lee would "dominate" in MMA
  13. Beltless

    Beltless Banned Banned

    22. Some people do not actually believe that Bruce Lee would "dominate" in MMA

    23. For something called "mixed" martial arts, it's practically always bjj + western boxing + muay thai.

    24. They can't roundhouse kick like they do in TMA
  14. rtkd-badger

    rtkd-badger Fundimentaly Manipulated

    Lmao, I watched "Cradle 2 the Grave" again with Jet Li and realised that the blokes he was fighting in the cage were Liddel, Ortiz and Couture.
    In movie land he dominated, I seriously doubt it would have gone the same way in the real world however.
  15. Mixitup

    Mixitup Banned Banned

    Don't know about dominate, but I wouldn't get in with him, he must stink something awful by now. :D
  16. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member


    25. It brings out the insecurities of the majority of TMAers. (or is that a good thing? :p )
  17. Slindsay

    Slindsay All violence is necessary

    26. "It's just so... violent!"
    27. You can always pick the winner, it's the one who's hair length deviates the most from the mean average (I would have said it's the skin head but then look at Arlovski)
    28. No eye gouges
    29. If it's as close to reality as it can be why aren't they all ****ed
    30. Way to many homosexual undertones
    31. Not enough homosexual undertones (You just can't please some people)
    32. "They wear gloves!" "Well actually, they don't wear gloves in all the organisations"...."They wear gloves!"
    33. No shaolin monks who would of course dominate and eliminate the ground game entirely
    34. No meditation
    35. No kata
    36. No weapons
    37. No shattered knee caops, thus proving it can't be real
  18. Llamageddon

    Llamageddon MAP's weird cousin Supporter

    Damn right!

    38. Something that sweaty can't be that good...
  19. HwaRang

    HwaRang Just don't call me flower

    39. I have met some of the stupidest people ever. These people dont study any MA, but think if they get some old UFC dvds they can learn an ultimate mix of MA from their living room. Same people who used to mimic wrestling moves and break their ribs funnuily nuff :rolleyes:
  20. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member

    You just ain't sweating enough ;)
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