^^good read, and highly informative.
Your mum so fat every time she wears heels she strikes oil!
After an incident with a bush, had a nurse look in my ear and firstly say 'Woah!!' This was quickly followed up with, 'About your eardrum.......I...
bearded dragons are the GREATEST ..... i miss mine :(
has to be:
ah damn, ive done mine a bit too story-like i think :confused:
ah well here goes:
I see a mountain range in the distance with the horizon...
i before e - except after c. so long as it rhymes with "bee" ;)
OH THANK GOD! for a minute there slip i thought was just gonna be a video of what you do with yourself in the bath :eek:
maybe update the OP to a horde of leprous cheese toasty ovens with wobbleboards hmm? :D
*holds up hand*
i know i know, but i enjoy a nice disscusion regardless of whether im winning or losing.
also it seemss sexist jokes are far more tolerated...
...... aaaaand they're off!
feel free to post any anti-men jokes, because we all know that men have their faults, but women have only two,...
meh might as well (im assuming that everyone knows i have the utmost respect for women -i am aware that statement will probably raise comments...
before i try anything...
everything in this thread is taken AS A JOKE right?
incase i get flamed in the near future :rolleyes:
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