zombie training

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by orcslayer, Aug 1, 2006.

  1. Llamageddon

    Llamageddon MAP's weird cousin Supporter

    When being attacked by the undead, technically speaking you don't die. You sorta unlive...
     
  2. ap Oweyn

    ap Oweyn Ret. Supporter

    A fellow Marylander after my own heart. Bravo! A superhero reference and a D&D reference in the same post. It's like the geek equivalent of Chow Yun Fat sliding down a bannister with an auto pistol in each hand. (And I mean that in the best possible way.)


    Stuart
     
  3. RazorKaine

    RazorKaine Valued Member


    ROTFL!!!!!
     
  4. adouglasmhor

    adouglasmhor Not an Objectivist

    Rifle and bus still got perfect
    and the other one
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  5. medi

    medi Sadly Passed Away - RIP



    wait


    you said that like it was a bad thing
     
  6. ZombieKid

    ZombieKid New Member

    its a good advantage :rolleyes: i know ze artz
     
  7. Lily

    Lily Valued Member

    If I had one wish I'd wish the whole of MAP into the world of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (an episode where they're overrun by zombies). That way we can all put our d34dly skillz to the t3st.
     
  8. tkdkyle

    tkdkyle New Member

    Can we bring firearms? Flamethrowers? :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:

    And I can't forget my zombie survival guide book. I actually have one.
     
  9. Taff

    Taff The Inevitable Hulk

    Wuh?
     
  10. CCG2

    CCG2 Valued Member

    has nobody here played Resident Evil 4? it's so simple. first you shoot them once in the head to stun them, then you can follow through with a roundhouse kick. OR, if you manage to get their back, suplex them on the ground to make their heads explode!

    DUH!
     
  11. tkdkyle

    tkdkyle New Member

    He thinks he is an expert in zombie-do. (The ancient art of the living dead.)
     
  12. elektro

    elektro Valued Member

    I usually find a good blast of Micheal Bolton's latest CD does the trick. Or failing that, David Hasselhof's CD.
     
  13. Lily

    Lily Valued Member

    Hey! I like Michael Bolton.

    TKDKyle - I'd bring ZombieKid as my weapon and throw him in the general direction of the zombies.
     
  14. ZombieKid

    ZombieKid New Member

    :love: that would be sooo coool :love:
     
  15. HwaRang

    HwaRang Just don't call me flower

    But those aren't "actual" zombies. Just humans with crazy monster things in their heads.
     
  16. elektro

    elektro Valued Member

    I apologise. Let's change that to "Leo Sayer". ;)
     
  17. orcslayer

    orcslayer Banned Banned

    so whos read the zombie survival guide.
     
  18. wael_kaddouh

    wael_kaddouh New Member

    more and more brainless topics appear every day
     
  19. tkdkyle

    tkdkyle New Member

    I have. I found it rather infomative. Interestingly enough it was in the humor section of the book store. I thought it was a rather seroius book.
     
  20. kickgirl

    kickgirl New Member

    Everyone knows that you have to use silver bullets to kill the undead!!
     

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