As you all know, the end of the world is due December 2012, as foretold by ancient Mayan prophecies and other sources. The more enlightened among us know that this will come in the form of a zombie apocalypse as seen in the documentary "The Walking Dead" and true life movies "Dawn of the Dead" and "28 Days Laters". However, help is at hand, help that when coupled with your current martial arts training should give you a fighting chance of survival in the zombie stricken world that awaits us in 2013 and beyond. That help comes in the form of zombie fight training: http://wish.co.uk/zombie-shopping-mall/ Simulating what will very likely happen, you will be pressure trained to deal with zombies en masse. Develop your hiding and shooting skills (like "Time Crisis" but only for realz with a "z") and just generally stay alive. :woo: Good luck people. I'll see you on he other side...
There's also additional training in dealing in a zombie infestation in your house (if you live in a manor). Still the principles are the same and offer aliveness training! http://wish.co.uk/zombie-manor-house/
Glad to see we are taking the zombie menace seriously! Although the zombie movie is so well inbedded in the cultural pshyce here in the west, every man and his dog knows to go for the head I sometimes think the zombie movies have been made by the GOVT. to prepare us for the enevitable, in the same way alien invasion movies are preparing us for the enevitable Soviet Russian invasion
I've recently been training up on "House of the Dead Overkill" with Playstation Move and Sharp Shooter attachment. Sure, it's just a simulation but I'm sharpening up my skills for when the inevitable comes.
Seeing as the mayans forgot to allow for leap years, their version of December 2012 has been and gone. So, the zombies are already out there!
Noooooooo, dramatic irony! If zombies are out there, guaranteed a course like this is going to be where they'll first be found! You'll thing it's part of the game until they're chewing your head!
So youre saying that it's a government conspiracy to keep down the population because they know the masses won't go for a "one child policy" that the Chinese have adopted?
I wasn't but I could be! Dead at the scene, even if animated, means budget savings for the NHS! No more pension crisis, the elderly will be first to go!
cardio! run 1 mile a day. doesn't have to be fast. hit a sledgehammer on to a truck tire. batting practice. repeat!
Awwww man. I wish you said something earlier... I've already shotgunned Hawaii, China, Australia and Western Europe...
