Zen Joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Andy Murray, May 2, 2003.

  1. Andy Murray

    Andy Murray Sadly passed away. Rest In Peace.

    A guy decides to become a Zen monk in Japan.
    He is told that he most obey every rule without
    question, and every 10 years he will be allowed to
    speak 2 words.

    10 years go by and he faces the abbot and is told he
    is allowed to speak.

    The man says: "BAD FOOD".

    Another 10 years pass and once more he faces the abbot
    and speaks the following: "NO HEAT".

    After another decade, before the abbot again, he says
    "I'M LEAVING". He then begins to leave the monastery.

    A senior monk gets up to call him back but the abbot
    puts his hand on his shoulder and says:

    "Let him go, all he did was whine!" :D
     

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