A guy decides to become a Zen monk in Japan. He is told that he most obey every rule without question, and every 10 years he will be allowed to speak 2 words. 10 years go by and he faces the abbot and is told he is allowed to speak. The man says: "BAD FOOD". Another 10 years pass and once more he faces the abbot and speaks the following: "NO HEAT". After another decade, before the abbot again, he says "I'M LEAVING". He then begins to leave the monastery. A senior monk gets up to call him back but the abbot puts his hand on his shoulder and says: "Let him go, all he did was whine!"