Zack

All jokes aside, what is the relationship between the 45 year old and the 14 year old? Depending upon how that relationship is handled, it might be something very illegal.

 

If they're cousins, it's legal in Arkansas.

 

*walks in*

*glosses over thread*

*walks out again*

...What the hell did I just walk into?

 

Why do I get the feeling that Zack is Bodyshot's Tyler Durden?

 

You just broke the thread's heart, you user.


^ How this thread is feeling

 

Bodyshot,

Please don't use that term. It's demeaning to people who live their lives with a disability.

 

I learn't new phrase today :happy: I feel a new signature coming on...

Brings to mind a Rod Stewart lyric .... "bring yo mother, too!"

Seriously though, Zak's gonna get his nads stomped. A lot of fellows dern't care for 14 year old self-proclaimed porn star wanna be's and, the culprit being 14, an unhappy husband or boyfriend will take it out on .... guess who?

A woman may seem cool with it to you, in public, but I'n guarantee you'd hear something different and see a different face when she's describing it to her husband.

I remember, one of my mate's mums had been a professional ball-room dancer for years and man, let me tell you ... dose legs

But it war not well received once my fancy became known - even though I'd not been indiscreet or made any sort of overture at all -

Warn't well received at'all.

 

Zackfair

Adjective

A jackass, usually a hormone-fuelled male teenager, who does not behave according to the principles of equality and justice. One who makes you feel less of a man even though he can't grow chest hair. Possibly on steroids and/or banging your mum.

 

OK OK. I think I should clear a few things up. First my appologies for letting this run a bit amuck lols.
It started at about four in the morning one night with a couple other mappers (you know who you are) and it wasnt meant to be an actual thread lols. That said I feel that I need to clear a few things up.
Zack is not a bad kid, hes not a nasty or ill intintioned kid, however... He is overly intense, a complete over acchiever, and just the type of kid you want to smack. This does not mean that you should like Zack in fact I do not advocate for Zack I merely want to shed some light on who he is really.
Yes Zack has tried to belt challange my instructor, on two ocassions truthfully. He did this in a respectful manner and with a fresh crew cut and minty breath. In fact he even created his own challange scroll and hand painted the Kanji, due to TOS I cannot tell you what Jeff did with that scroll all I can say is that he freshened up with it.
Now to clear Jeffs name as it stands, Jeff like most other senseable adults dosent take Zack seriously, frankly the kid is laughable. Jeff has and could smoke Zack in about two seconds its not even a real issue in his mind.
Hope this clears a few things up. Have fun and train hard.

 

There's a little Zack in us all. I was worse in some ways, though not as confident!

Despite whatever, if he treats his mum with kid gloves, he'll be okay.

 

It doesn't matter if he was wearing his Sunday best. I've worked in the service industry a long time and in doing so have met many people who were very politely being extremely rude to me.

 

My appologies, and I am sorry if my story offended you or anyone else, that was not my intention. I dont personally condone men acting in a sexist mannor, I certainly dont behave that way.