you're screwed...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Fish Of Doom, Jan 10, 2005.

  1. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly found himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he said quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed."
    A ray of light fell from the sky and a voice boomed out, "No, you are not screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you." So the explorer picked up the stone and proceeded to bash the life out of the chief. He stood above the lifeless body, breathing heavily, surrounded by 100 natives with looks of shock on their faces.
    The voice boomed out again, "Okay, now you're screwed."
     
  2. Origami Itto

    Origami Itto Walking Paths

    Wow, i have heard the exact same joke in greece (in greek of course) several years ago!

    I wonder, where did it first appear?



    ...where do all jokes come from anyway???
     
  3. LilBunnyRabbit

    LilBunnyRabbit Old One

    Its an alien experiment, all of humour is. Of course when we discover the source of the experiment, and its reason, then they'll replace it with a new 'maze'.

    Ahh, multivac. :D
     

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