You're going to be soooo jealous!

Discussion in 'Ninjutsu' started by newblack, Sep 2, 2007.

  1. newblack

    newblack エピクフェイル

    I just bought 'Secrets of the Ninja' by Ashida Kim in a book shop!

    Wooohooo!

    Now I can learn the real 'Heng Pu', not to mention the 'she pu'!
     
  2. SteelyPhil

    SteelyPhil Messiah of Lovelamb

    I am jealous.... i don't think you're allowed to divulge it's ninj3r secrets though.
     
  3. Senban

    Senban Banned Banned

    The very fact that you even told us that you own a copy of this book means that you will be devoured by vengeful armies of ninjer ghosts, sent by Ashida Kim.
     
  4. 2E0WHN

    2E0WHN Valued Member

    So that's £1 wasted. :D
     
  5. bujingodai

    bujingodai Retired Supporter

    Just make sure that when your done with it you let us know and we can bid for it.
    A tome of such value should not go unread and unused.
     
  6. Senban

    Senban Banned Banned

    Yes, too true. I have a table with a short leg and this book might be just the right thickness to stick under the short leg for support.
     
  7. newblack

    newblack エピクフェイル

    How foolish you mortals are.

    Once I have mastered 'She-Pu' you'll see...
     
  8. 2E0WHN

    2E0WHN Valued Member

    Is it pronounced Shee-pu or sheep-u? Either way, it sounds rude

    [Blackadder mimic stops when this thread dies....]
     
  9. benkyoka

    benkyoka one million times

    You should have purchased Kim's erotic novels instead, probably more useful.
     
  10. ninjaboy

    ninjaboy Valued Member

    wayne I hope she-pu doesnt involve ju-lee
     
  11. 2E0WHN

    2E0WHN Valued Member

    More like Wellington boots and the edge of a cliff.

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    Last edited: Sep 3, 2007
  12. Senban

    Senban Banned Banned

    lmao!

    Looks like that one has been tagged and bagged already by Saru1968!

    Will, could you make the image smaller by any chance? Please? With sprinkles? Also as well, that wouldn't be a hotlinked image would it? I'm sure we've got some kind of rule about hotlinking images you know. But I'm sure you'll have sorted that out by the time I get back from making my mug of coffee. ;)
     
  13. 2E0WHN

    2E0WHN Valued Member

    Only noticed that after posting it. :D
     
  14. Senban

    Senban Banned Banned

    Haha, cheers Will. :D
     
  15. newblack

    newblack エピクフェイル

    I don't know... Climbing backwards up a wall using your elbows and heels and not much else is pretty cool! And if I can get that kind of distended muppet look his taijutsu has, can I be President of the World Ninjer Association?

    If he really does erotic, like he does NinjItsu (i'm surprised at the number of Chinese words. I never realised...) I'm of to Amazon now!
     
  16. koyo

    koyo Passed away, but always remembered. RIP.

    I think that anyine who buys that book should protect the secrets within. Read it, tear it into little pieces swallow them then set fire to them.And the authors name should be sacrosanct..so no one should mention it again...ever.

    regards koyo
     
  17. newblack

    newblack エピクフェイル

    You are DEFINITELY jealous!
     
    Last edited: Sep 3, 2007
  18. Senban

    Senban Banned Banned

    I once heard a story that if you chant Ashida Kim's true name six hundred and sixty six times while running around a grave at midnight, that you get dizzy and probably fall over. :p
     
  19. koyo

    koyo Passed away, but always remembered. RIP.

    You live on an island of FRance. I live in Glasgow ...Bloody right I'm jealous. :D

    regards koyo
     
  20. 2E0WHN

    2E0WHN Valued Member

    Is that with or without the grand necrophillic orgy?
     

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