I just bought 'Secrets of the Ninja' by Ashida Kim in a book shop! Wooohooo! Now I can learn the real 'Heng Pu', not to mention the 'she pu'!
The very fact that you even told us that you own a copy of this book means that you will be devoured by vengeful armies of ninjer ghosts, sent by Ashida Kim.
Just make sure that when your done with it you let us know and we can bid for it. A tome of such value should not go unread and unused.
Yes, too true. I have a table with a short leg and this book might be just the right thickness to stick under the short leg for support.
Is it pronounced Shee-pu or sheep-u? Either way, it sounds rude [Blackadder mimic stops when this thread dies....]
lmao! Looks like that one has been tagged and bagged already by Saru1968! Will, could you make the image smaller by any chance? Please? With sprinkles? Also as well, that wouldn't be a hotlinked image would it? I'm sure we've got some kind of rule about hotlinking images you know. But I'm sure you'll have sorted that out by the time I get back from making my mug of coffee.
I don't know... Climbing backwards up a wall using your elbows and heels and not much else is pretty cool! And if I can get that kind of distended muppet look his taijutsu has, can I be President of the World Ninjer Association? If he really does erotic, like he does NinjItsu (i'm surprised at the number of Chinese words. I never realised...) I'm of to Amazon now!
I think that anyine who buys that book should protect the secrets within. Read it, tear it into little pieces swallow them then set fire to them.And the authors name should be sacrosanct..so no one should mention it again...ever. regards koyo
I once heard a story that if you chant Ashida Kim's true name six hundred and sixty six times while running around a grave at midnight, that you get dizzy and probably fall over.