Steli Anwhi, Yascit of Whisky (Well I calimed it was for medical purposes at the time so close enough)
I thought you were healthy and fit martial artists.. It turned out you are a bunch of sick aliens so much medication!
Briau Dachi, Nibhau of Tylenol I especially like the medication bit (though I'm probably the only person on all MAP that it doesn't really apply to, I just put tylenol to put something, I can't remember the last time I've taken even that much medication )
Keran Viman Ointoy of Multi-vitamin.. Then there's the cool name of my friend.. Patch Xihon Gnu-320 of Ginko Biloba There ain't a more typical sci-fi name than Patch.....