Yo mommas so fat, she has pesos in one pocket, and euros in the other. Yo mommas so fat, it lowers her self-esteem. :cry:
Your mommas so tall, when she does a cartwheel, she kicked god in the head. Your mommas glasses are so thick, she could look into a map and see people waving at her. Your momma got an afro with a chinstrap..
Has your mum show you the adoption form? Has your mum shown you your real birth certificatge yet? your mum.. oh sorry you dont know who she is do you? not so much jokes as insults and a slightly kinder one: your mum's so fat she has two time zones
your moms so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on top. your moms so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket over night and died of starvation.
Your momma so ugly, when she was a kid they stuck her in the corner and fed her with a sling shot... She so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around here neck so the dog would play with her. She so ugly that she has to ambush her breakfast....
Yo momma so fat, to get her thru the door, you gotta grease the door frames & hold a Twinkie on the other side. Yo momma so stupid, she checks the mail all the time cuz her computer say "You got Mail"! Even Confucius say yo momma fat! :hat:
Yo momma so stupid,she chases parked cars. (which explains why she so damn ugly,too) Yo momma so lazy,she got a wooden leg with a kick stand on it! :evil:
Yo momma's so ugly everytime she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes. Yo mommas so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water. Yo mommas so fat she's on both sides of the family. The only reason you were born was cause somebody asked yo momma what she'd do for a klondike bar. Yo mommas so stupid she failed a blood test. Yo mommas so stupid she thought St Ides was a church. You momma so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed herself. Yo mommas so fat her clothes have stretch marks. Whats the difference between yo momma and an elevator? Not everyone's been in an elevator. (we used to have contests back in HS long before MTV did.)
your mums so fat once she fell, broke both her legs and gravy poored out your mums so fat she put money in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to drop out your mums so fat she plays pool with the planets your mums so ugly when she was born her incubator was tinted your mums so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade your mums so fat her shadow weighs 1000kg
your mom is so fat when she went to a resturant she looked at the menu and said "yes please" your mom is so fat that even dora couldnt explore her! your mom is so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book your mom is so when she was born her mom said "what a treasure" and her dad said "yeah lets bury it" your mom so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale your mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued your mom is so stupid she failed a personality test your mom is like chinese food sweet sour and cheep your mom is so old that even god calls her mom your mom is so old that when god said let their be light she turned on the light switch your mom is so fat that when she lays down in the middle of the ocean,people discover new land your mom is so fat that when she turns around people give her a welcome back party
your mother's so stupid that when she went to the movies as a teen they told her under 17 not admitted so she went home and got sixteen of her friends your momma's so stupid that she took the pepsi challenge....and chose gif your mother's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund your mother's so stupid it took heran hour to cook minute rice
Your momma's so poor your birth certificate was printed on the back of a food stamp Your momma's so fat she needs a bookmark to find her necklace Your momma's so ugly her job at the beauty parlor is to sit in the window with a sign under her that says,"Don't let this happen to you!"
