OK, you admit it, maybe you are a little more than just technically savvy. Maybe your social habits do need a TCP/IP connection. Maybe you know whether or not Greedo shot first. Maybe your biggest irritation is people who don't know the difference between memory and hard drive space. Maybe your friends, family and internet service provider have all told you it's about time you found a real partner. Don't worry though, comaboy's here to help! I have 10 pick-up lines so perfect, that they will filter out anyone who just doesn't understand the way. 1) I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company. 2) Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 3) You had me at "Hello World." 4) Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open? 5) I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. 6) What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this? 7) You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean. 8) You must've been made by Intel to be that hot! 9) You've stolen the ASCII to my heart. 10) I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.
Hey, Comaboy, if you were a real geek, you wouldn't use pick up lines but display your martial arts talents instead... Geek girls don't go for chat up lines. Talk to them equal to equal and maybe they'll give you a chance.
ROTFLMAO !! I gotta remember these this weekend (along with a camera for their facial expressions when i say them), i finally got a sitter so now's my chance :Angel:.
Er Yeah Yes! He thought the odds were in his favour but forgot Correlians don't have any use for odds :woo: Yep! :woo: oh yeah I remember them now er my Xbox 360 doesn't count does it? *Spooky hangs his head in shame and goes off to lock himself in a cupboard to find his long lost CS skills* :cry:
