Your Drunk When....

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by NaughtyKnight, Mar 1, 2005.

  1. NaughtyKnight

    NaughtyKnight Has yellow fever!

    Be careful with breathalisers!!! They can make you do stupid things.

    I got a portable one, and decided to take it to the battle crusier. It was a great laugh at first, passing it around to test who was getting drunk the fastest. But, then I had the stupid idea to get to .25. Being able to know exactly how intoxicated I was, I would drink more and more quicker to see how quickly I could get to .25. When I was there, I had another few shots to stay there!

    As anyone who is a drinker will know, after you get to a reading, your going to go past it. Alcohol gradually releases into your blood stream, so I ended up blowing closer to .30!!! .35 is enough to kill you.

    The next day, at 3pm, I blew a 0.07. Still unable to drive!

    Stay away from thoes things!
     
  2. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    My brain understands that concept, my mouth on the other hand... :D
     
  3. Gary

    Gary Vs The Irresistible Farce Supporter

    you know you're too drunk when you realise the writing on your forehead says armitage shanks...
     

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