You know your addicted to MMA when...

Discussion in 'MMA' started by Yukimushu, Jul 11, 2004.

  1. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    !?! Who taught her that?!? Thats like the ultimate submission move :S:S ouch, i dont envy you!!! hehe :D
     
  2. Ad McG

    Ad McG Troll-killer Supporter

    Too funny, seriously.


    Many of the girlfriend quotes apply too. This sound familiar, anyone?

    "Noooo, I was just playing around. I don't want to wrestle."

    "Why not?"

    "Because you will do some silly move and I will lose"

    "Erm... okay... I won't though, honest, I'm just messing about... Ok... maybe... erm... *mount assumed*. Mwuhhaha, I win, haha".

    "Not fair, stop doing all those move thingies".

    "Erm... okay... I submit... wahoo!"


    Does this happen to anyone else?!?
     
  3. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    No, not me :D i dont have a girlfriend lol :( i think its something to do with the 5 days training a week, and i dont go out drinking much either.
     
  4. Ad McG

    Ad McG Troll-killer Supporter

    5 days training a week good, no drinking bad. Okay, maybe it's good for training, but it just isn't good for the soul! I feel fairly tipsy right now, it's magic. However, I do vow to my 2 pints of water before bed. I'm startng 3 days a week training now, along with the rest that I do myself, and I have a girlfriend, a good social life, a P/T job and 5 days a week at uni. There is no excuse, aside from Friday night and Jack/Jim!?!
     
  5. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    I just dont know many people i can go drinking with, and the fact im not a huge drinker.
     
  6. Kenpo Kicker

    Kenpo Kicker New Member

    Ugh, I'm guilty of alot of those and more. One of them is defense against lions as well! (no lions are native here)


    You know your addicted to mma when you train a gorilla for takedowns and ground and pound. (actually talked about this with a mma friend /heh and other animals) .
     
  7. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    You trained a gorilla for take downs? :S Feel sorry for anyone who goes near him/her!
     
  8. Kenpo Kicker

    Kenpo Kicker New Member


    Lol, no just talked about it. I think a ma gorilla would be sweet like that ma chimp :) . We were talking about training/defense against some animals one late night after boxing all night :) .
     
  9. Nevada_MO_Guy

    Nevada_MO_Guy Missouri_Karate_Guy

    You know your hooked when....

    You want to say "I'm sorry" and involuntarily bow.

    You're practicing your arm blocks while driving down
    the highway, notice someone in another car staring at you,
    and suddenly turn your block into vigorously fanning away an
    imaginary fly.

    You use various strikes to turn lights off and on.

    You Don your clothing with kicks, thrusts, and punches.

    You open and close doors with spinning kicks.

    You can't walk by anybody else from your school without
    casually exchanging a flurry of mock strikes and kicks

    You leap to your feet and shriek with indignation while watching
    "Kung Fu", "Walker, Texas Ranger", and "Highlander" at home

    You try to backfist the correct floor button on the inside of the elevator,
    based on your memory of the button's location, before you get in
    far enough to see it.

    You notice that you never stand with your arms crossed or your hands
    in your pockets.

    Your standing in line, you find yourself practicing some stance
    from your art.
     
  10. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    I'm guilty of using kicks to close doors :S
     
  11. SenseLess

    SenseLess Young and Eager to Learn


    Guilty as charged
    :D
     
  12. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    - Whenever someone says "shoot" you immediatly think take downs, rather than guns and bullets.

    - It's become perfectally acceptable to have some sweaty guy sit on your head because hey, your in the north/south position.
     
  13. Kenpo Kicker

    Kenpo Kicker New Member

    i'm guilty of back/side kicking and palm striking the doors at work/home (forearm, knees, and elbow strikes on my car doors) and practicing the jo staff when I use the broom :(. When i break down cardboard or wooden crates I punch them. I also like to kick light switches on and off :). I see my kung fu friend at work practicing punches on the pole using it as a mook /lol. We have also been cought "kickboxing" as they put it at work.


    "You can't walk by anybody else from your school without
    casually exchanging a flurry of mock strikes and kicks"

    Very guilty of this one but to everyone I know! They do it back too :) .


    your able to stand on one foot after drinking a bottle of vodka (I can do it for a hour or more trashed lol). I called this style The Trashed Tiger Style. I gave up drinking again just had a fun month of slacking.
     
    Last edited: Jul 27, 2004
  14. Ikken Hisatsu

    Ikken Hisatsu New Member

    "You can't walk by anybody else from your school without
    casually exchanging a flurry of mock strikes and kicks"

    guilty as a mofo. must look weird to people in the street when two guys start fighting and laughing. I also use the deadly hook kick to great effect when closing doors.
     
  15. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    I used to do it as well, but then my friend got lazy and quit martial arts... the fool he is!
     
  16. nhb_ben

    nhb_ben New Member

    You feel uncomfortable when your gf has you in mount and would feel more comfortable putting her in your guard.

    Or, if you're a girl, you'd rather have some random guy in your guard than have him lying off to your side.
     
  17. Fenix Eye

    Fenix Eye New Member

    Not to sound too newbie-ish... but what is MMA? I'm not familiar with the abbreviation.
     
  18. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    Here we go, here's a thread talking about MMA / NHB

    What does MMA stand for?

    It's kinda weird for the first two pages, but at the end on page 3, all is revealed.
     
  19. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    hehe I dont know about that one!! Don't have a girlfriend ya see :(
     
  20. Sever

    Sever Valued Member

    Didn't I say that a couple of pages back? ;)
    You know you're addicted to MMA when "KTFO" finds its way into your everyday vocabulary
     

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