!?! Who taught her that?!? Thats like the ultimate submission move :S:S ouch, i dont envy you!!! hehe
Too funny, seriously. Many of the girlfriend quotes apply too. This sound familiar, anyone? "Noooo, I was just playing around. I don't want to wrestle." "Why not?" "Because you will do some silly move and I will lose" "Erm... okay... I won't though, honest, I'm just messing about... Ok... maybe... erm... *mount assumed*. Mwuhhaha, I win, haha". "Not fair, stop doing all those move thingies". "Erm... okay... I submit... wahoo!" Does this happen to anyone else?!?
No, not me i dont have a girlfriend lol i think its something to do with the 5 days training a week, and i dont go out drinking much either.
5 days training a week good, no drinking bad. Okay, maybe it's good for training, but it just isn't good for the soul! I feel fairly tipsy right now, it's magic. However, I do vow to my 2 pints of water before bed. I'm startng 3 days a week training now, along with the rest that I do myself, and I have a girlfriend, a good social life, a P/T job and 5 days a week at uni. There is no excuse, aside from Friday night and Jack/Jim!?!
Ugh, I'm guilty of alot of those and more. One of them is defense against lions as well! (no lions are native here) You know your addicted to mma when you train a gorilla for takedowns and ground and pound. (actually talked about this with a mma friend /heh and other animals) .
Lol, no just talked about it. I think a ma gorilla would be sweet like that ma chimp . We were talking about training/defense against some animals one late night after boxing all night .
You know your hooked when.... You want to say "I'm sorry" and involuntarily bow. You're practicing your arm blocks while driving down the highway, notice someone in another car staring at you, and suddenly turn your block into vigorously fanning away an imaginary fly. You use various strikes to turn lights off and on. You Don your clothing with kicks, thrusts, and punches. You open and close doors with spinning kicks. You can't walk by anybody else from your school without casually exchanging a flurry of mock strikes and kicks You leap to your feet and shriek with indignation while watching "Kung Fu", "Walker, Texas Ranger", and "Highlander" at home You try to backfist the correct floor button on the inside of the elevator, based on your memory of the button's location, before you get in far enough to see it. You notice that you never stand with your arms crossed or your hands in your pockets. Your standing in line, you find yourself practicing some stance from your art.
- Whenever someone says "shoot" you immediatly think take downs, rather than guns and bullets. - It's become perfectally acceptable to have some sweaty guy sit on your head because hey, your in the north/south position.
i'm guilty of back/side kicking and palm striking the doors at work/home (forearm, knees, and elbow strikes on my car doors) and practicing the jo staff when I use the broom . When i break down cardboard or wooden crates I punch them. I also like to kick light switches on and off . I see my kung fu friend at work practicing punches on the pole using it as a mook /lol. We have also been cought "kickboxing" as they put it at work. "You can't walk by anybody else from your school without casually exchanging a flurry of mock strikes and kicks" Very guilty of this one but to everyone I know! They do it back too . your able to stand on one foot after drinking a bottle of vodka (I can do it for a hour or more trashed lol). I called this style The Trashed Tiger Style. I gave up drinking again just had a fun month of slacking.
"You can't walk by anybody else from your school without casually exchanging a flurry of mock strikes and kicks" guilty as a mofo. must look weird to people in the street when two guys start fighting and laughing. I also use the deadly hook kick to great effect when closing doors.
You feel uncomfortable when your gf has you in mount and would feel more comfortable putting her in your guard. Or, if you're a girl, you'd rather have some random guy in your guard than have him lying off to your side.
Here we go, here's a thread talking about MMA / NHB What does MMA stand for? It's kinda weird for the first two pages, but at the end on page 3, all is revealed.
Didn't I say that a couple of pages back? You know you're addicted to MMA when "KTFO" finds its way into your everyday vocabulary