You know your addicted to MMA when...

Discussion in 'MMA' started by Yukimushu, Jul 11, 2004.

  1. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    My apologies on the incorrect spelling of the topic :S I accidentally pressed the wrong key and realise it now.


    Anyways! these always make me laugh; basically follow my lead :)

    You know your addicted to mma when,


    - 8 oz. boxing gloves look ridiculously big and puffy

    - Your most hated movie is Cradle 2 The Grave

    - Filling in a job application, you list "can break an arm in six different places" as a skill you possess

    - Asked what you like most about your body, you answer "my elbows, my knees and my heels”

    - You shave your head because long hair is a disadvantage

    - You don't hit on girls, you "shoot for the takedown”

    - You pronounce everybody’s name that starts with an "R" like it is an "H"

    - Hugging your girlfriend, you secretly practice kimuras and chokes

    - You wonder if MMA techniques would work if you were attacked by a wild animal like a panther or gorilla, (armbar or choke hold)

    - Every time you get a hug, you NEED to have the underhooks

    - You can't just roll over in bed, now you hip-escape.

    - You know what cauliflower ear is, and there is a part of you that thinks it is cool

    - You are constantly doing Rear Naked Chokes and Kimuras on your pets

    - You see some small kids fighting outside and mock them for having a lousy take-down.

    - Wearing tight trunks in front of thousands of people is cool to you now

    - Without even thinking, you shadow box at random times like naked before jumping into the shower.

    - When most of your tshirts are ripped on the collar from training.

    - When a normal sleepy twitch turns into a jab or a kick.

    - When you realise you dont have a girl friend because you spend most your life training.

    - When you envy people with square jaws & collieflower ears.

    - When 99% of your computer hard drive is full of mma rather than porn.

    -When someone makes you jump, or pokes you; you instinctivly hit them.



    If you've got your own, then please post them :)
     
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2004
  2. Trent Tiemeyer

    Trent Tiemeyer Valued Member

    - Hugging your girlfriend, you secretly practice kimuras and chokes

    - Every time you get a hug, you NEED to have the underhooks

    - You know what cauliflower ear is, and there is a part of you that thinks it is cool

    - You are constantly doing Rear Naked Chokes and Kimuras on your pets


    Guilty.
     
  3. Trent Tiemeyer

    Trent Tiemeyer Valued Member

    When at a party, you look at each person sitting, and map out your leglock strategy.
     
  4. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    lol i too am guilty of those :D Especially that underhook one lol.

    Ps: Heeey! it's MR.T!!!!!!!!
     
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2004
  5. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    Why does this MMA section have to be so dead all the time? :( are people scared to post?
     
  6. Trent Tiemeyer

    Trent Tiemeyer Valued Member

    I gleefully delete 95% of all posts I don't agree with.

    KIDDING.
     
  7. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    hehe so that would explain it :D
     
  8. YODA

    YODA The Woofing Admin Supporter

    Rather than complain about the darkness - light a candle :D
     
  9. Mrs Owt

    Mrs Owt New Member

    Maybe the MMA folks are too scared to test their humour/ideas against resisting opponents!;) :D
     
  10. Trent Tiemeyer

    Trent Tiemeyer Valued Member

    Yuki generally IS the candle as of late. He's in on all discussions, and posts some great vids.

    Mrs. Owt, we get hit in the head a lot, by people who know how to hit right[/low blow].

    This could explain our lack of keyboard savvy.
     
  11. YODA

    YODA The Woofing Admin Supporter

    I know - I'm just yanking his chain :D

    I appreciate your input Yuki!
     
  12. Mrs Owt

    Mrs Owt New Member

    Touche, monsieur!:D
     
  13. pug32

    pug32 Valued Member

    - You can't just roll over in bed, now you hip-escape.

    - You are constantly doing Rear Naked Chokes and Kimuras on your pets

    - Without even thinking, you shadow box at random times like naked before jumping into the shower.

    - When a normal sleepy twitch turns into a jab or a kick.

    -When someone makes you jump, or pokes you; you instinctivly hit them.

    GUILTY :D and suitably embarrassed :eek:

    A couple of nights back my girlfriend grabbed my wrist to move me and stop the bed hogging i was apparently doing. It was after ground work training and in exactly the right place for a hammer lock. From sleeping i managed to escape the sort of side mount and reverse the lock...... this demostration of unconscious reflex wasn't greeted with any enthusiasm at all.

    She has now taken to prodding me with my sticks from a safe distance :D
     
    Last edited: Jul 12, 2004
  14. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    - Filling in a job application, you list "can break an arm in six different places" as a skill you possess

    Hmm....Is it wrong to put it in my CV? Is that why i'm unemployed? :p
     
  15. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    I'm happy as long as its appreciated :) The other day i was wondering if my video posting was beginning to annoy people but evidentally not :) Thank you.

    Oh and if anyone can think of your own You know your addicted to mma when: bits then please share them with us! :p

    I got another one :D

    You know your addicted to mma when -

    - Your up at 1:28am on MAP trying to think of a 'You know your addicted to mma when ' quirky comment.

    - Boxing and you instinctivly shoot for the legs.



    Sorry, not the most original i know! :D
     
    Last edited: Jul 13, 2004
  16. Trent Tiemeyer

    Trent Tiemeyer Valued Member

    When in a tight spot, you ask "What Would Bas Rutten Do?"

    You fight "Gracie In Action" style challenge matches against the children's TKD class at the YMCA.

    You inform the 70 year old Tai Chi guy in the park that he is training unrealistically.
     
  17. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    LMAO now thats just satanic lol. He'd probably die of a heart attack or something.
     
  18. Trent Tiemeyer

    Trent Tiemeyer Valued Member

    You wear your TapouT beanie in July.
     
  19. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    People at work/college mock you for watching video's of two men rolling around with eachother.

    (its happened to me at college!)
     
  20. Trent Tiemeyer

    Trent Tiemeyer Valued Member

    I hear that. I had a poster of Rickson in my dorm room in 1995, not even thinking that I had a poster of a man in speedos on my wall.
     

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