Worst name change.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by KidCanFight, Jan 2, 2006.

  1. KidCanFight

    KidCanFight good is not good enough

    This isn't exactly a joke, but if people are funny with the answers it can be very funny! Heres the idea:

    You wake up on your friends couch. "Where am I?" you say. They explain that the previous night you drank too much alchohol and passed out on the sofa. They then start giggling and explain that before passing out, you went on the computer and legally changed your name. You are lost for words. "What did I change my name to?", you ask. They start laughing uncontrolably. Onw friend manages to take a deep breath and regain composure. He says "you new name is......".


    Here is where you come in. What is the name you would least find out you are now called.

    Mine is 'Pimp Daddy'.
     
  2. Topher

    Topher allo!

    Michael Jackson :p
     
  3. Canaca Guanaca

    Canaca Guanaca New Member

    Georgia Bush...
     
  4. CrazyMoonwalker

    CrazyMoonwalker Dancing with the devil

    As a writer, probably Paige Turner
     
  5. Grifter

    Grifter Edited by White Wizard

    Well since im such a great typer when im drunk my name would probably be something like this

    Jinngy b. hppd
     
  6. Sever

    Sever Valued Member

    Damn, beat me to it. I suppose being called Stephen King or Gary Glitter would probably suck too
     
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  7. neb

    neb Banned Banned

    Howard Bland, dunno its kinda random but that name would soooo suck!
     
  8. Mrs Radcliffe

    Mrs Radcliffe Armstrong Angel

    If i was a bloke it would be Ben Dover since im a girl it would be Knickersoff Alot
    :D :D
     
  9. tkdextra1

    tkdextra1 Valued Member

    Probably Phil Down ;)
     
  10. FortuneFaded

    FortuneFaded Feel my Squirrely wrath!

    Bertie halfbringer

    I have no idea why. More feasble would be:

    Max power! (looks at g/f's hair dryer drunkenly)
     
  11. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

  12. ZenPixelTKD

    ZenPixelTKD not just a natural blonde

    Santa Claus.

    Could you imagine what would happen when I died and my death notice was in the paper??
     
  13. |MT|omar

    |MT|omar Thai Boxer

    hahah how many 6yr olds read the obituaries :p
     
  14. Incredible Bulk

    Incredible Bulk Eat-Lift-Eat-Sleep-Grow

    I'll go with Ivan Whoyunickabollockov

    It would go down well in the testicular cancer ward :p
     
  15. Hiroji

    Hiroji laugh often, love much

    Ill go with Adolf Hitler! that would suck big time!
     
  16. Combatant

    Combatant Monsiour Fitness himself.

    Tommy Pullmyfinger (clothes designer)
    Fu King Kow (chinese pickpocket)

    And I found out that there is an american lady where I work whose name is Ginger Beaver! lol :D
     
  17. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    Now that's a tasty thought. Smoked Beaver with ginger sauce. :D
     
  18. FortuneFaded

    FortuneFaded Feel my Squirrely wrath!

    A lil off track, but why in your avatar is sherlock holmes carrying an axe?
     
  19. Gary

    Gary Vs The Irresistible Farce Supporter

  20. Hiroji

    Hiroji laugh often, love much

    hehe its a fireman!! combatant is a fireman i belive!?!?!
     

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