Work

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Davey Bones, Jan 26, 2008.

  1. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
    contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
    hand, and even electronically.

    This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
    receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via
    any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
    private life completely.

    If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave
    the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and
    purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer
    Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take
    the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
    your system.

    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
    you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
    controlling your life.
     
  2. Hiroji

    Hiroji laugh often, love much

    Too true!! :D

    nice one!
     
  3. Rhea

    Rhea Laser tag = NOT MA... Supporter

    hahaha.
    Wait, do I have 5 friends? No?
    I blame the internet.
     
  4. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x


    QFT :D
     
  5. JaxMMA

    JaxMMA Feeling lucky, punk?

    LOL
    Nice writeup...made me laugh :)

    *copy. paste. save*
     
  6. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    We're dhoomed all, dhoomed I say!!!!


    And just remember boys and girls, if you're over 30 you are already a contagious carrier of this virus. :)



    Have a nice day.
     
  7. Pacificshore

    Pacificshore Hit n RUN!

    too good! time to cut and paste to friends :D
     
  8. Cait

    Cait da Bionic is BACK!

    Onoz!! I haz only 1 year to make it out! :D
     

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