Wild asian ass

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Topher, May 28, 2010.

  1. Topher

    Topher allo!

    A CROSSWORD fan aged 89 used an internet search to solve a clue about a donkey - and was bombarded with hard-core porn.

    Jack Sedgewick got stuck on 14 across: "Wild asian ass."

    The great-grandad typed "asian ass" into Yahoo's search engine in the hope of finding the answer to the newspaper poser.

    But he was stunned when it threw up dozens of porn sites displaying photos of naked Asian girls. One offered "the hottest spicy asian ass you'll ever see".

    Ex-engineer Jack said: "I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn't know this sort of stuff existed."

    After trying variations on the theme with the same result, frantic Jack finally found the answer by changing his search to "donkey sanctuaries".

    It was "onager" - sometimes known as "Wild Ass Asian" and found in deserts from the Mid East to Tibet.

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...n-But-I-was-only-after-br-wild-Asian-ass.html

    ROTFLMAO!!!

    Spicy asian ass...

    :cool:

    :evil:

    :saz:
     
  2. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    There's naked ladies on the Internet? Well I never!
     
  3. Killa_Gorillas

    Killa_Gorillas Banned Banned

    No way... and to think I've been wasting my time surfing for donkey porn!
     
  4. CrowZer0

    CrowZer0 Assume formlessness.

    Lol! It was horrendous? Lol!!!
     
  5. Dean Winchester

    Dean Winchester Valued Member

    I like the fact he had to carry on trying variations :rolleyes:

    Wasn't THAT bloody offended.
     
  6. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    I was looking for Asian Porn and ended up learning loads about donkeys!:confused:
     
  7. slipthejab

    slipthejab Hark, a vagrant! Supporter

    voted biggest let down for a thread at MAP. Not nearly what I'd hoped for after reading the title... :(
     
  8. Dean Winchester

    Dean Winchester Valued Member

  9. Dean Winchester

    Dean Winchester Valued Member

    I'm now going to google what he did....just for research sake of course.....

    :evil:
     
    Last edited: May 28, 2010
  10. Mushroom

    Mushroom De-powered to come back better than before.

    hmmm... I'm getting the same results. disgusting.

    oop the wife! (frantic clicking, close windows)
     
  11. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    If you get caught private browsing you're going to have to buy her something
     
  12. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Make sure you get a pretty one.

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  13. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    Heh, can't believe this guy was so disgusted.... w-what?! That's my wife!!! With Yah-Yah?!!

    WHAT THE HELL??!!!!
     
  14. 19thlohan

    19thlohan Beast and the Broadsword

    Wonder how long he's been keeping that crossword next to the computer just in case the wife caught him surfing porn?
     
  15. Griffin

    Griffin Valued Member

    hahaha guess she caught him and he is now acting sooo disgusted LOL
     
  16. CrowZer0

    CrowZer0 Assume formlessness.

    My gf never gets angry when she sees me with porn she just gives me a look, she only likes watching with me if it has "a story". Women *sigh*.
     
  17. 19thlohan

    19thlohan Beast and the Broadsword

    They all have a story, it's the clasic boy meets girl, boy ..... ummm ... does stuff to girl. Hard to dislike the classics!
     
  18. warriorofanart

    warriorofanart Valued Member

    I googled [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn6oZrJyb3Q"]Wild Asian Asses[/ame]. Nothing too indecent.
     

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