Who would win:Demasco vs. Mattera???

Discussion in 'Kenpo' started by shaolinmonkmark, Sep 17, 2007.

  1. DAnjo

    DAnjo Valued Member

    See? Now it's about you.
  2. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member

    Only because you challenged me :D
  3. DAnjo

    DAnjo Valued Member

  4. Davey Bones

    Davey Bones New Member

    meh, i'm bored :p
  5. KempoFist

    KempoFist Attention Whore

    *points to user title*
  6. Pacificshore

    Pacificshore Hit n RUN!

    Yeah..you're the whore. Which makes Domino the slut ;) :p

    Now the titles for Attention Bitch, Skank, and whatever else anyone can come up with is still open to claim :p
  7. shaolinmonkmark

    shaolinmonkmark Valued Member

    demasco in my opinion

    demasco in my opinion
  8. Nuck Chorris

    Nuck Chorris I prefer North South

    And you answered your own question.

    Me "Hello fine sir. How are you today?"

    Me "I am well. Thank you for asking. How are you doing?"

    Me "I am well also. How's the wife?"

    Me "Oh, you know...same ol' same ol'."

    Me "Ya, I know what you mean."

    Me "Say, did you watch the Niner's game this last Sunday?"

    Me "Yeah, I had some beer and I should have had shots because I wanted to cry because the receivers couldn't catch a ball if it was covered in glue and was made of 100 dollar bills."

    Me "Oh ya. I had beer too. Felt the same way. Then I ate a lot of ice cream and thought about going on MAP to answer my own question."
  9. DAnjo

    DAnjo Valued Member

    It's great to be able to answer your own questions.
  10. DAnjo

    DAnjo Valued Member

    I agree completely.
  11. shaolinmonkmark

    shaolinmonkmark Valued Member

    just fishing for what people thought thats all

    just fishing for what people thought thats all
  12. DAnjo

    DAnjo Valued Member

    Fishing for your own thoughts? Any luck?
  13. shaolinmonkmark

    shaolinmonkmark Valued Member


    actually, i had heard that from alot of instructor's at USSD, that alot thought that if they were to fight , demasco would win because he is better.
    That's all.
    Wanted to know if maybe guf, or anyone had heard of this as well.
  14. Nuck Chorris

    Nuck Chorris I prefer North South

    I wonder who would win if Bruce Lee fought Bruce Li. Of course that is back in the day. Or Chuck Norris vs. The Rock...that would be awesome.
  15. DAnjo

    DAnjo Valued Member

    Wow. Exit the Dragon: Enter the Tiger is still one of my favorite chop socky flicks from childhood. I really like the scene where Bruce Lee is passing the torch to Bruce Li. I just don't have the words.

    Of course, The Rock would have to wake up and apologize if he even dreamed about beating up Chuck Norris. That one's not even close.

    I think a better match would be David Carradine and David Hasslehoff.
  16. shaolinmonkmark

    shaolinmonkmark Valued Member

    carradine vs. hasselhoff!

    carradine vs. hasselhoff!
    Kidrock vs. tommy lee ?
  17. DAnjo

    DAnjo Valued Member

    If a Shaolin Kempo instructor was screaming in the woods, because there was no one around to pay him, would he make any noise?
  18. Pacificshore

    Pacificshore Hit n RUN!

    I think the Avatar-the last air bender would kick eveyones ass :D
  19. DAnjo

    DAnjo Valued Member

    Random SK Facts

    1. If you still have money it’s only because an SK instructor didn’t have room for it in his car.

    2. The only reason there are still rain forests left is because there is no money in building SK studios in South America.

    3. If the SK folks stopped teaching tomorrow, the patch industry would go bankrupt in one day.

    4.There are no natural movements. There are only those techniques that an SK instructor hasn’t figured out how to charge you to learn yet.

    5. When you really think about it, aren’t all martial arts really the same thing as SK?

    6. SK formula of Relativity: Rank = $ Squared.

    7. In SK, a colored belt is an 8 year-old from a poor family.

    8. How many SK instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3: One to hold the ladder, one to screw in the bulb and one to charge the students for learning the “Light Bulb Changing Kata”.

    9. Enron executives thought about taking SK lessons, but changed their minds because they thought the instructors were too greedy.

    10. Demasco and Mattera are pseudonyms for Ashida Kim.
  20. smelly feet

    smelly feet Valued Member


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