Yeah..you're the whore. Which makes Domino the slut Now the titles for Attention Bitch, Skank, and whatever else anyone can come up with is still open to claim
And you answered your own question. Me "Hello fine sir. How are you today?" Me "I am well. Thank you for asking. How are you doing?" Me "I am well also. How's the wife?" Me "Oh, you know...same ol' same ol'." Me "Ya, I know what you mean." Me "Say, did you watch the Niner's game this last Sunday?" Me "Yeah, I had some beer and I should have had shots because I wanted to cry because the receivers couldn't catch a ball if it was covered in glue and was made of 100 dollar bills." Me "Oh ya. I had beer too. Felt the same way. Then I ate a lot of ice cream and thought about going on MAP to answer my own question."
interesting actually, i had heard that from alot of instructor's at USSD, that alot thought that if they were to fight , demasco would win because he is better. That's all. Wanted to know if maybe guf, or anyone had heard of this as well.
I wonder who would win if Bruce Lee fought Bruce Li. Of course that is back in the day. Or Chuck Norris vs. The Rock...that would be awesome.
Wow. Exit the Dragon: Enter the Tiger is still one of my favorite chop socky flicks from childhood. I really like the scene where Bruce Lee is passing the torch to Bruce Li. I just don't have the words. Of course, The Rock would have to wake up and apologize if he even dreamed about beating up Chuck Norris. That one's not even close. I think a better match would be David Carradine and David Hasslehoff.
If a Shaolin Kempo instructor was screaming in the woods, because there was no one around to pay him, would he make any noise?
Random SK Facts 1. If you still have money it’s only because an SK instructor didn’t have room for it in his car. 2. The only reason there are still rain forests left is because there is no money in building SK studios in South America. 3. If the SK folks stopped teaching tomorrow, the patch industry would go bankrupt in one day. 4.There are no natural movements. There are only those techniques that an SK instructor hasn’t figured out how to charge you to learn yet. 5. When you really think about it, aren’t all martial arts really the same thing as SK? 6. SK formula of Relativity: Rank = $ Squared. 7. In SK, a colored belt is an 8 year-old from a poor family. 8. How many SK instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3: One to hold the ladder, one to screw in the bulb and one to charge the students for learning the “Light Bulb Changing Kata”. 9. Enron executives thought about taking SK lessons, but changed their minds because they thought the instructors were too greedy. 10. Demasco and Mattera are pseudonyms for Ashida Kim.
