What is a Judoka, a Karateka and an Aikidoka waiting for outside a church?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Edgeorge, Jun 9, 2010.

  1. Edgeorge

    Edgeorge Valued Member

    ...The next *"DAN!"*




























    Lame? Sorry...
     
  2. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    I don't get it.
    The next dan?
     
  3. koyo

    koyo Passed away, but always remembered. RIP.

    I prefare Dan Grade and Mat Fee were waiting outside a club. Dan was aloud in but Mat was told to beat it.
     
  4. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    *cries uncontrollably*
     
  5. 19thlohan

    19thlohan Beast and the Broadsword

    Jokes that bad should be a bannable offense!:hat:
     
  6. koyo

    koyo Passed away, but always remembered. RIP.

    For the last time I am a Jock (scots) NOT a joke
     
  7. Edgeorge

    Edgeorge Valued Member

    Well actualy I heard it being said as just that: a BAD joke. There's a TV show here in Greece that often makes fun of BAD jokes, and this was one of them.

    I just posted it to see how many would laugh and how many would want me to die.
    Personaly I don't really consider it funny.
     
  8. slipthejab

    slipthejab Hark, a vagrant! Supporter

    less time watching tv... more time doing your homework on all the issues in the threads you start here at map.
     
  9. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    I still don't get it.
     
  10. Llamageddon

    Llamageddon MAP's weird cousin Supporter

    Nor me. I have to plead ignorance on this one!
     
  11. aka The Clerk

    aka The Clerk Valued Member

    Oh, wait I get i...no, never mind.
     
  12. Hatamoto

    Hatamoto Beardy Man Kenobi Supporter

    If they're waiting for me to show up outside a church they'll be there a while. I'll have to ponder on this one though, I don't get it at all..

    Dan
     
  13. 19thlohan

    19thlohan Beast and the Broadsword

    You people do know that a dan is a rank in all 3 of those arts right?
     
  14. Kobudo-man

    Kobudo-man Valued Member

    yes, and it also sounds like the sound a church bell makes "DAN DAN DAN"
     
  15. koyo

    koyo Passed away, but always remembered. RIP.

    Two Dans ..pause two more ..pause etc. =Jawas

    Nine dans in a eow= Darth Vader

    Sevsen dans=Indiana Jones etc

    You konw you want too play
     
  16. Edgeorge

    Edgeorge Valued Member

    Well, in Greek (I'm Greek) it sounds much better. The point of the "joke" is that DAN is the sound of the bell, but in English it's more like BANG! or DANG! in Greek it's just DAN!.
    BTW the joke IS lame
     
  17. Ranzan

    Ranzan Valued Member

    I think it would have made more sense if we were Greek.
     
  18. BuddhaPalm

    BuddhaPalm Valued Member

    LOL...I don't get it.
     
  19. seiken steve

    seiken steve golden member

    aaahhhhh.

    dan dan dan dan dan daa da dan. (darth vaider) cheers koyo. my life is now rouined.
     
  20. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    Ah right OK...in English the joke would work better like this...

    What were the potheads doing outside the church?
    Waiting for a big "BONG!"

    Bell's go "bong" in English you see. Of course that stops being martial arts related.

    So...I bring you...

    What were Eddie Bravo and Joe Rogan doing outside a church?
    Waiting for a big "BONG!"

    They are known martial arts pot-heads you see.
     

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