Ok, dress code for the evening/night, doesn't have to be formal suits etc, but I would ask to leave the spandex at home (unless you have a great body I can perve at ) Some of our friends wear some err...interesting things, so I'd say wear what you like as long as it's not indecent!
I agree with Su's suggestions, although I'd add kempofist into the carpark brawl!! Do I need security?
Another vacancy has just opened up in the wedding plans. We also need that really annoying woman who keeps asking you when YOU are getting married. Optional behaviour also includes winking and saying "you're next!". (Admittedly, I myself have now been banned from family funerals for similar behaviour.....)
Oh and Su, I don't drink! Of course for this shindig, I might have to break that rule but I could not be held accountable for my actions.
I was about to say, my bridesmaids are male! All except my 18 y/o goth cousin Soooo.....maybe Rich should be on a leash too. Him and chimp can keep each other company out on the balcony