Very Crazy Self Defense Question

Discussion in 'Self Defence' started by Karate Freak, Sep 15, 2006.

  1. Karate Freak

    Karate Freak New Member

    Ok this is crazy.

    After watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre far too many times, I'm wondering how would one defend themselves against a chainsaw?

    Could you disarm it?
    How would you avoid getting cut?
    Is it just best to run for your life?

    Any opinion will do.

    peace :cool:
  2. inthespirit

    inthespirit ignant

    Moving out of the way would be my first thought.. :)

    I guess something simmilar to defending against a sword, whatever that would be.
  3. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    Keep as many things as possible between you and the person with the saw. Throw things at them from a distance. Run.
  4. Gary

    Gary Vs The Irresistible Farce Supporter

    A bigger chainsaw or a gun. Would a tank be overkill?
  5. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    You need armoured bears


    the ultimate in self-defence technology
  6. Gary

    Gary Vs The Irresistible Farce Supporter

    Is that anything to do with the armoured bears in Philip Pullman's His Dark materials?
  7. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    I think Google Images pulled it off a HDM fan art site.
  8. CosmicFish

    CosmicFish Aleprechaunist

    A helicopter. Maybe a submarine, depending on location.

    If you want to go really high tech, one of those EMP pulse things they used on The Matrix.
  9. inthespirit

    inthespirit ignant

    Na, that would not work, chainsaw is diesel/petrol powered, I think.

    I reckon your better off with a chi blast.
  10. firecoins

    firecoins Armchair General

    Don't run in slow motion. Don't scream for extended periods of time.
  11. Senban

    Senban Banned Banned

    A BFG9000 does the trick. Also handy for sorting out Cyberdemons.

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  12. bcullen

    bcullen They are all perfect.

    There's an old horror movie called Motel Hell. Watch it and learn. :D Oh and make sure you have some beef jerky to eat while watching the movie. :Angel:
  13. firecoins

    firecoins Armchair General

    I think the best defense is to hit the pause button.
  14. saru1968

    saru1968 New Member

    ..or rewind..:)
  15. tekkengod

    tekkengod the MAP MP

    prepare to die? you come to the realization you're about to be cut in half with a chainsaw, then you die.

    perhaps we've all forgotten the glory of the ultimate weapon.....

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  16. tellner

    tellner Valued Member

    Automatic weapons or solid steel polearms.
  17. KidCanFight

    KidCanFight good is not good enough

    The best advice if someone is attacking you with a chainsaw?

  18. Cloud9

    Cloud9 Valued Member

    Chainsaw defense? That's easy. Just shoot them with your Glock. ;)
  19. Victoria

    Victoria Pretzel In Training

    I had to read the word chainsaw three times....great wake-up thread :D

    As others have said, the most sensible thing to do is get out of the way. Seriously. I personally wouldn't stand there long....
  20. tellner

    tellner Valued Member

    A Glock wouldn't be nearly enough gun. Twelve gauge slug. #1 buck. 300 Weatherby magnum...

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