DISHONEST FARTERS * They who fart and then blame the dog. FOOLISH FARTERS * They who keep their farts inside. PROMPT FARTERS * They who always have a fart ready. MISERABLE FARTERS * They who cannot fart. STRATEGIC FARTERS * They who fart and cough at the same time. DISAPPOINTED FARTERS * Those whose farts do not emit odor. ACUTE FARTERS * Those whose fart smells indicate their recent diet. MEAN FARTERS * Those who fart in bed and shake covers over spouse - this is not recommended). VAIN FARTERS * They who love the smell of their own farts. AMIABLE FARTERS * They who love the smell of others farts. CONFIDENT FARTERS * They who let out really loud farts. SHY FARTERS * Those who let out silent farts. SCIENTIFIC FARTERS * Those who bottle their own farts. UNFORTUNATE FARTERS * Those who start to fart but poop instead. NERVOUS FARTERS * Those who stop in mid fart. HONEST FARTERS * They who confess to the fart. JEALOUS FARTERS * They who claim the farts of others. INSECURE FARTERS * They who compare their fart quality to others. THE FARTERS FARTER * Those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles.
Call me 'Masta Blasta' My abilities in this field are legend Dave, and the shockwaves have recently been felt as far away as Manchester. A quality botty burp has to have many qualities, flavour & texture are important, not just the sound! Wassat? Somebodies hacked Daves password and he's not actually posted this?
LOL! Nope - It's me Still here - still fumigating the lounge after a certain MAPer of scotich decent spent the night trumping the night away
As Greyghost will testify though, this is a favourite sparring technique of mine! Drop a silent one while sparring, give ground to your opponent, and hit em hard when the gag reflex kicks in!
As for me, my farting techniques are very unique and very rare. For instance, I can build up enough gas in one hour to..........never mind. I'm sure you don't want to hear about this
sorry to say a mean nasty green farting machine on my good days bad days loud and proud or silent but violent depends on my mood........
